I write about football on Al Gore's dying internet. I'll hopefully do videos again in the future

Edmonton, Alberta
Joined January 2012
ICYMI: I wrote about Spurs' gamble on Sávio and Omar Marmoush for @TheTransferFlow. The piece looks at: - Each's rise to stardom in Spain & Germany - Issues while with Manchester City - Can the expensive bet work and help Spurs return to relevance? thetransferflow.com/p/what-c…
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Similar vibes to Bayern players going from twigs to looking jacked from back in the day
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U start to understand and appreciate how Kobe scammed 12 all defensive first teams
Lou Will says Jaylen Brown is the best two-way player in the NBA. "Jaylen Brown could win Defensive Player of the Year this season." (Via @RunItBackFDTV )
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This better not turn into 2024 when knee inflammation led to him not playing competitive basketball for like 9 months
Toronto's Kawhi Leonard is expected to miss a period of weeks due to swelling in his left knee, sources tell ESPN. MRI on Leonard's knee showed no structural damage, but sides will use the shorter term to ramp him back up after the stoppages during the offseason.
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The hope is he was clearly looking stiff during preseason and that he could ramp up for the next ~3 weeks. 50ish games still feels like a decent benchmark for him to hit, at hopefully an all-NBA level
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NGL Jokic calling out Nuggets fans and then getting outplayed the next game by a geriatric rookie is pretty funny
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These are the type of uncalled travels where I can understand oldies yelling at the cloud about today's game
ROOKIE CALEB WILSON COOKED PAUL GEORGE 🤧 Shifty jab into the dunk 😯
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This was an uncalled traveling violation. videorulebook.nba.com/archive/travel…
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I can't get over how anti-Somali racism has reached such a level of psychosis that these people have deluded themselves into believing that Somalis of all people are ugly lmao. Just an echo chamber of racist memes supplanting any sense of reality.
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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This is a terrible look for the WNBA -- and there is no way spin it. I realize all the potential solutions sucked but the prospect of crowning a champion on a Thursday afternoon is just brutal optics (and will be brutal television ratings.) If you are the league, you are praying for a G7.
NEW YORK, Oct. 26, 2026 – Game 6 of the WNBA Finals between the Golden State Valkyries and Atlanta Dream will be played at State Farm Arena in Atlanta on Thursday, October 29 at 12:30 p.m. ET, the WNBA announced today. The game, originally scheduled for 8 p.m. ET, will still air on USA Network and stream on Peacock. To accommodate the Finals game, the NBA’s Atlanta Hawks have agreed to move the start time of their regular-season game versus the Cleveland Cavaliers to 8:00 p.m. ET.
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Mohamed retweeted
Labor hero
Daniel jones scammed 2 billionaires. Truly the American dream
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My grandchildren will have to go to a wishing well to get water because you guys are goofies.
The New York Knicks in 2026-2027 #NewYorkForever
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hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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How fitting is it that his last lines in Coyote VS. ACME, a film he campaigned for the release of across several years, are as Bugs Bunny? If nothing else, i'm so happy he lived to see that film actually get released. Anyone can go at any time, man.
RIP Eric Bauza. Fuck.
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I guess another W for the calculator rats
Ty Jerome went to work in the 2H of tonight's @memgrizz win 🔥 28 PTS (20 in 2H) | 5 AST | 3 3PM Memphis improves to 2-0!
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Must be nice to have a PG who can do that with regularity xitter.cf/EricTweetsNBA/status/2…
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Jdub hasn't been able to catch a break since playing through a fucked up wrist in the 25 playoffs
Jalen Williams (ankle) gives two thumbs up to the crowd as he is being stretchered off.
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I mean, it's basically the entire Brazilian NT at this rate lol
Lucas Moura, you’re gonna have to HOLD THAT I’m afraid
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With that said, get fucked Neymar
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Raps won't matter on judgement day, and also Lula is gonna win so it's a net-positive Sunday
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Yeah the Raps shooting might be a problem lol
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Shead, I am begging you to figure out how to at least shoot off the catch
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