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vam/pire 🩸

in a coffin
Joined September 2010
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Maybe shooting stars are angels flicking lit cigarettes at us. You don’t know.
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It’s been a fun day on Twitter, but it’s time to tuck in. ‘Night loves! Dream beautiful dreams 🖤
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I raw dog life. I also shop. Frequently. Very frequently. Overly frequently.
People who don't drink and smoke, how do you manage stress???
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Make like a witch and burn baby, burn
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History is filled with fun stuff. Take the plague for instance. The plague was spread from rats to human by fleas. If you had a cat however, you were less likely to contract the plague because cats killed the rats. Can you guess which group of humans owned the most cats …
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…and therefore suffered the least? Yup. It was women. And those women who survived were naturally accused of witchcraft and burned as heretics. Crazy cat ladies - holding the vibe since 1346.
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I’ll take, “Things said whilst eating a rotisserie chicken” for $1000, Alex 😂🖤
Just dig your fingers into the rib cage and fucking pull
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I believe that is downtown Newport, RI, America’s Cup Avenue to be precise! A beautiful city that I love visiting often. 💙
how it feels to finally live in a blue state
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Update: I am eating the cookies I baked. 🍪 🥛 *pats belly*
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I’m out of chocolate chips. Fuck. It will have to be peanut butter cookies . Still hits!
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I wanna bake cookies. 🍪
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That’s a great smile my friend! 🖤
Taking selfies on TikTok is somehow better than my actual camera app
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street sign bookmarks! *buys immediately
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Emasculate him. He’s not a car, and you can’t fix him. Let him be exactly who he is, flaws and all.
What is the worst thing a woman can do to a man?
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Who doesn’t?! The little belly pooch is the baptismal vessel of life itself. Revere it. 🖤
Do you find women with belly fat attractive?
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Some do, some don’t. Sexuality is a spectrum. Asexuals have a lack of sexual attraction for other people, but this does not mean that they don’t experience sexual arousal.
do asexual people masturbate or no
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22. Late bloomer.
how old were u when u first had sex?
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No way! I love my job and I’d never quit the puppers that rely on me 🐾🖤
Would you quit your job if you won $10M from lottery today? Be honest
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Nope. Can’t. Demisexual. Must have a DEEP emotional connection before sex even enters my brain.
Have you ever had sex with someone you weren't attracted to?
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What up, pendejo? Lookin’ fine as holy wine! 🖤
proof of whatever
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