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**For the record, I NEVER signed any agreement. I tried my hardest to cooperate with different options every step of the way. This narrative that I’ve done wrong is also wrong. (had to clarify) peace.
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As a teacher, I'll say it: Some families are one unexpected bill away from having to choose between groceries and school supplies. That's the reality for more people than most realize.
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JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iranian Parliament Speaker says "the Iron Dome appears to be an irony."
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still baffled how dre did that with 2001
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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani issues executive order revoking all executive orders Eric Adams signed after September 26, 2024, which was the date of his indictment.
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white pepper ice cream
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Don’t let what 21 and Drake did with it make you close minded. Listen to a classic voice over it and magically you’ll hear a completely different record. Thank you @spectre0799 🔥 Cooked with this one.
Mr. Recoup came on in the gym and …. I didn’t skip. That beat is insane.
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“i hate the DMV” capsule out now . bjornxbjorn.com
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Yeah turn this shit UP
BREAKING: NEW YORK CITY MAYOR-ELECT Mamdani plans to jail ICE agents.
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searching keywords and then the stupid highlight won’t go away so you swipe down a lil and then screenshot💔💔
taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to “bring them to the front”. It’s not a great system, I admit.
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might need to cop a ticket
leave it to Cirque du Soleil to take fruit sensory edits to a superhuman, yet extremely impressive level
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Pharrell Williams on his parenting style
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
“….Matt Booty”
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it’s cuz he really a size 11 but he keep getting size 15s to keep the image
Why does it look like Wemby rolls his ankle every crossover dribble😭😭
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