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Emmett Dale Cullen

@MonkeyManEm

Have you ever lived a dream? I do everyday with my beautiful Angel @PerfectLifeRose. Pastime: watching sims woo-hoo ~18+ RP/MC Mysterious Secrets~

 Forks, WA
mysterioussecrets.weebly.com
Joined February 2012
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ThePimptress@PimptressJailed28 Apr 2012
RT @ElmStreetWired: 21 Million Beliebers? Looks like it's time for Freddy to get to work...
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ThePimptress@PimptressJailed19 Apr 2012
When someone says beiber right away I think vomit
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Bells@EvilBells6 Apr 2012
Dear today, fuck you.
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Stewie Griffin@ItsStewieGriffn31 Mar 2012
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Retweet if you did.
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Bells@EvilBells31 Mar 2012
*has hte oompa loompa song stuck in my head*
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Texts From Last Night
@TFLN30 Mar 2012
(916): I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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Rosalie Lillian Hale@HaleOfARose29 Mar 2012
Life is all about ass. You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.
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Cjayyyyyy !@AyeSayLos29 Mar 2012
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.
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Pimptress Abbie@ThePimptress29 Mar 2012
RT @_TwilightNation: Follow @LuckOtheIrishTN right now. Take a look at his back story. 18+ TwilightNation.net ( rt )
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Funny Or Die
@funnyordie22 Mar 2012
TMZ reporting "BREAKING NEWS" that Whitney Houston had cocaine in her system when she died. More BREAKING NEWS: Sky is blue. Water is wet.
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Nakia@WakandanSpioen21 Mar 2012
When people say follow or die and I'm like Give me Followers or give me death *goes all American* #JustDead
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Weed Tweets ™
@stillblazingtho21 Mar 2012
#ThingsIHateAboutSex Nothing.
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M .J. Will@MarcoNoPol021 Mar 2012
#ThingsIHateAboutSex if its not with a Random stranger once you do it ,it complicates things nomore being "just friends"feeling get involved
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Nakia@WakandanSpioen21 Mar 2012
It's 10:30am #ShotOfTequila
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DeliaBlack@DeliaBlack21 Mar 2012
I was RAISED to say please & thank you, to have respect for my elders, lend a helping hand to those in need,... tmblr.co/ZrkFCwIK-sMI
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Edward Masen@Mr420Masen6 Mar 2012
I dedicate tweet 300 to my cock. Cheers.
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@twibbon4 Mar 2012
March is Endometriosis Awareness Month; you can find out more here – bit.ly/3U1jxq and Twibbon here - twb.ly/xkkeWF
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