𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

The Monsters. Lewd. MDNI. Meet the monsters below.

Halloween might be over, but the monsters are sticking around.

Alright, everyone. It's that time again. Offer them up.

Remember to choose the right haunted house.

The monsters are all hiding in the world's largest trench coat to stay away from the monster fuckers that exist beyond the realm of writing that flood in every time the monsters come out of hiding.

Sure, you might end up infected. But it'll be so worth it.

Of course there is! Check the listings and she'll find all the information she needs.

Absolutely, and she'll find a wide variety of options to customize and suit her needs. Customer satisfaction guaranteed.

Monsters-R-Us. It's a highly valued service.

A king turning a princess into his queen. No plumbers needed here.

Should have known better than to leave a lonely woman in her prime to watch over their prime specimen. She's not lonely now.

They've warned you about werewolves, lizardmen, even lionfolk. ...But were you truly prepared to meet the buff capybara-man? He sure wasn't. He just wants to take a bath.

//Getting so tired of having to lock up because of the ridiculous amount of non-rp accounts who flood this account 😩

They sent the wrong supercop for this job.

A fair price to pay for her studies in his temple.

The minotaur had been so lonely. So he found you to help him fix that. ...Even if that meant you were going to have some explaining to do on the walk home.

...And this is what the minotaur is like in his freetime. Couldn't hurt a fly.