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@MoreTwitty6 Feb 2016

If everything were written in Hebrew, there'd be nothing left to right! #cleanjoke

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OLD JOKE When they arrest a mute, do they still say, "You have the right to remain silent"? * * (seems kind of cruel!)

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Wow -- what a pane!!

Interesting things

@awkwardgoogle9h

A Chinese company uses civil unrest in France as an ad to promote the durability of its glass.

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Thanks for the repost, Chris!

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Might do better on office!

I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs. I think I just voted for a realtor...

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Just don't expect "peace" from the kids if you do!* * (that's way more trick than treat!)

@thec0med1an10h

I’m on a diet now, so this is absolutely perfect! If I could give these out for Halloween, I absolutely would!

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Paul's Jokes retweeted

Unapologetic Texan (DeWayne)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Cute response from @_Nathan_Jensen -- "Your kids really need to experience how people in other parts of the world make chicken nuggets, too."

Really feeling the need for a vacation. It's so important to just get away and look at your phone somewhere new.

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Regarding the second joke below: My daughter said it Falls flat. 😁

Puns AndOneliners@punsandoneliner22h

Why was Cinderella rubbish at skating? Her coach was a pumpkin. punsandoneliners.com/randomn… #Pumpkin #PumpkinJokes #joke #Haloween #Humour

Pumpkin Jokes - Puns And One Liners

Heard that burglars used a pumpkin to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted. Pumpkin Jokes

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Tanks!

@TheFigen_Oct 26

Education is important. Knowing physics is important.

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If you really want to be classy, box wine is now referred to as "cardbordeaux."

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OLD JOKE A tiny "mom & pop" shop ended up jammed between 2 huge "box" stores. Things looked grim for them until the owner put up a giant sign that said ... "Entrance."

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Hard to believe this joke still worked just 4 years ago!

@MoreTwitty6 Oct 2022

Planning a very special evening. Anyone know which color wine I should get if we have dinner from White Castle and a movie from Red Box?

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Nice you're starting at the top!

Alice Mills@millsalice1449h

I got a job at the comb factory. It’s part time.

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Paul's Jokes retweeted

@MoreTwittyOct 25

In case you missed this ...

@MoreTwittyOct 24

If I could mass produce a modern version of bicycles used in imaginative adventures like The Wizard of Oz and ET, I think I'd call the company Whim-cycle.

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@MoreTwittyOct 25

Cute response from @CarneAdventist -- "But on a serious note, I don't approve of political jokes—I’ve seen too many get elected."

@MoreTwittyOct 24

OLD JOKE As another election is beginning, time 2 review the origins of the word politics: Poly means many. Ticks are blood-sucking parasites.

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@MoreTwittyOct 25

Regarding the 2nd joke below: And here, I would have thought the Doors was an "opening" act!

Puns AndOneliners@punsandonelinerOct 25

I went to the Isle of Dogs once. Apparently it’s the best friend of the Isle of Man… punsandoneliners.com/randomn… #Jokes #Humour

More Witty One-Liners... - Puns And One Liners

As is usually the case for Fridays, here are a few witty one-liners for the weekend...I used the return portion of my train ticket today. That took me back.

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@MoreTwittyOct 25

Thanks for making it easy!

Heather Jordan 🌸✝️🩸👀👂🎺@HeatherJ2652Oct 25

🎯👊😜

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@MoreTwittyOct 25

Well that de-escalated quickly!

Heather Jordan 🌸✝️🩸👀👂🎺@HeatherJ2652Oct 25

🤭🎯😜

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@MoreTwittyOct 25

Most folks don't know this because they were working undercover!

Alice Mills@millsalice144Oct 25

Ghosts are just people who died while folding a fitted sheet.

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Cute response @MommaFrankie -- "Win-win. Huge fan of this."

@MoreTwittyOct 25

So no messing with a gas engine or batteries to change? Hmmm ...

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