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Writer. Lover of card games. Opinion-haver. Xichun's biggest fan. Mori knows all outcomes. DMs open. 🔞 ➡️ @kassablanca01 PFP by @Boun578

The Deep Dark Depths of Heck
Joined June 2021
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𝙄𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙮 A woefully incompetent woman begs the question: at what point are you to blame for your failings, no matter the hand you were dealt? A LobCorp OC fic set in the side branch of O-05, where things are bad and keep getting worse. archiveofourown.org/works/58…
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Well, is Hitler suicidelusted? If so then he just shoots himself in his bunker, denying the Lei Heng squad a chance to kill him. Unless you remove Hitler’s ability to kill himself this is a no diff clear for Nazi Germany.
Who would win 10 Lei Heng's VS All of nazi germany The lei heng's wincon is too kill hitler. they spawn in london.
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It’s funny how people love watching a flawed fictional character learn and grow from their mistakes but also categorically refuse to apply that same logic to actual people
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Just watched Rocky Horror Picture Show in theater. Loved it. I have finally earned my queer license.
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Seen a lot of people going “smh you metachuds care about meta and nothing else, he’s boring!!” This was a post about meta viability criticizing overreactive “metachuds.” You are not the target audience. What are you getting upset about.
> Noir Hong Lu kit gets teased, people call it dogshit > turns out he’s actually pretty solid Many such cases. Remember, never judge an ID before seeing the numbers.
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It is truly incredible how I can’t go a single post about meta viability without getting qrt’d by someone ranting and raving over the mere concept of someone actually enjoying numbers and mechanical design. Why do their brains work this way?
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I think it’s getting better nowadays (I used to have a lot of comments) but I always get at least one. That much is an undeniable minimum.
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> Noir Hong Lu kit gets teased, people call it dogshit > turns out he’s actually pretty solid Many such cases. Remember, never judge an ID before seeing the numbers.
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Went on vacation , immediately got sick. Fuuuuuuck.
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If someone made a game inspired by League of Legends and Overwatch you’d call it the worst game of all time yet it already exists and you’re playing it.
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Wait, 113 hours is the *average* play time for Ruina? Also, is that really the world record? What exactly is the criteria here, because a lot of JRPG are waaaaaay longer than this.
Guiness World Record - 기네스 세계기록 등재 - 스토리 플레이 가장 긴 게임 Library of Ruina - Longest videogame campaign story 📚🎮🥇 guinnessworldrecords.com/wor…
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Bookmarking this just in case the “it’s all a play” theory turns out to be true.
Haute Couture is genuinely one of the coolest additions to the game and i do a big frown whenever i see people misinterpreting ishmael's support passive as being completely literal when even in its first line its clear that the actor comparison is metaphorical
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Looking through the new kits. Hong Lu’s kit depends on the numbers, but Heathcliff’s actually looks very possibly good. This + Sanguine Desire looks like a damn good damage source. Should be a strong buff to Le Rouge/Bladeshu Bleed.
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Having 3/4/3 coins is also really good for damage. Team will depend on content but I’ll be wanting to try Bladeshu/Pwieclair, Needlecliff, Ring Trio, and someone else when it comes to Reflectrials and the like. I may have to change my team philosophy though, as Albina/Callisto
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need one another to operate and the team is starting to run out of slots. We’ll see.
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What annoys me about allegations nowadays is that any major allegation is oft followed by a deluge of liars and popularity-chasing grifters that inevitably ruin the credibility of the whole movement.
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Probably going to absent for a little, going on a trip. I’ll review the IDs when I get back. Don’t spread too much Bleed agenda without me!
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It is a shame we live in a world where women are overwhelming propositioned by men (that often have ill intentions) and, consequentially, well-meaning, socially awkward men have basically zero good options when it comes to dating.
Please, let's just be friends
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Often in life, people are more motivated by the truth they want to be true than what is actually true. The idea of someone knowing they’re fighting a cheater and outsmarting them for a triumphant victory makes for a good story, even if it doesn’t make sense.
why does everyone believe this bullshit when it means nothing. why would standing on stripped logs cause an aimbot to stop working? so frustrating how ai hallucinations (or just genuinely made up claims) can gain this much traction.
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Limbus’ status cap is a problem for all statuses, and there’s only two approaches to solving it: 1. Raise the cap. 2. Reach the cap faster. Given they’ve also chosen the mythical third option, “lower the cap,” you can guess what path they’re interested in taking.
Normal burn's only weakness is being capped at 99 in a game where nowadays bosses have like 4-5k hp
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