Mum. Daughter. Sister. Delightful weirdo. Brilliant bird lady. Gif Queen. Dark but hilarious. Mistress Misery 🏴
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Joined November 2017
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Me: *pressed against glass* they can’t keep us apart, they can’t deny our love, you’re my lobster
Aquarium owner: *into walkie talkie* security
Me: *being dragged away* WAIT FOR ME LEONARDO DA PINCHI
Top five bands that your parents inherited to you… I’ll go first
Queen
The Beatles
The Eagles
Simon & Garfunkel
Elton John
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sorry can't I'm very busy (lying on my bed for the next hour wrapped in a towel and scrolling on my phone until I inevitably drop it on my face)
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Me: I’ll have the caesar salad and he’ll have the steak rare
My date (a T. rex): ROOOOAAAAAAAARRRR
Me: Oh, and could you cut up his steak for him? Because.... you know
T. rex: *attempts to wipe tear from eye* ᴿᵒᵃʳ
Two of children are technically “adults” now…
Which basically means I still have to buy and cook their food, buy and wash their clothes, book their taxis and doctors appointments, but I don’t get the single person council tax discount anymore.
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Making people at the park uncomfortable by calling every dog I see a DILP (dog I'd like to pet)
My dog seems to be purposely unlearning things she already knew just to spite me….
I mean I do forgive her a bit because she is on her period but still…
I would like to draw everyone’s attention to @jet2tweets As some of you know my younger sister Sophie is currently battling inoperable stage 4 secondary breast cancer and is undergoing treatment so her immune system is super low.……
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There's no holiday celebrating whoever invented sandwiches that get dipped in gravy so who do we talk to about this
I have just watched Encanto again for like the 30th time, still love it just as much as I did the first time….
But I have one issue, and it bugs me so much because Disney are usually so good at the whole “Easter Egg” thing….
A thread….
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This could have such an easy Easter Egg for Disney and it annoys me every time I watch it
Ok rant over
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