Why is there still no app for finding someone to drink with? Imagine just swiping and seeing “Bob, 300 metres away, has a 6-pack of Bud Light.” Now that’s a match.
you have 8 envelopes in front of you.
A. the date you die.
B. your future net worth.
C. the name of your soulmate.
D. the people who betrayed you.
E. the people who truly love you.
F. your biggest regret in life.
G. what happens after you die.
H. the meaning of your life.
you can only open one.
Out of all Cardi's kids, I've never seen her genes get completely annihilated like this 😭 DAMN GIRL, did you even try?! Happy 1st birthday, baby Touchdown!
Unfortunately, I’ll have to stop talking to you over something as simple as not going to VOTE. I’m a doctor and I still made time to go and vote. You’re not busier than me in the Busy Olympics!
