Small-time TV Producer. Star Wars Cantina Expert. Ravens/Caps Fan. Parking Ticket Victim. Free Hat Winner. Mortal Kombat Punching Bag.

Maryland, USA
Joined August 2017
We've got magician coming on the show tomorrow and I had a really hard time vetting him. He's either an absolute hack, or he's a total fraud. Should be fun either way.
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Been neglecting the idea of watching horror movies this month. Sue me! My Lebowski Halloween costume shall suffice for the show. Anyhoo, watching this.
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Doing some early Christmas shopping for my pal @ZODIAC_MF
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Was traversing through my living room with the lights off on my way to the stairs, and my coffee table achieves a perfect critical hit on my knee. A sound erupted from my body that I've never heard. Like a whispery version of a noise the lead singer from Disturbed would make.
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This is quality ex-girlfriend content. Fellas, stay friends with your girls. "Man you know I know you do."
Replying to @MothMonsterManG
Man you know I know you do, yours is so comical it’s the most exaggerated I ever seen (hands), like something catastrophic happened when you just dropped a pen
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You ever let out an extremely exaggerated but softly spoken?? “JESUS CHRIST”when you knock something over or is your family not plagued with over dramatics
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A little look into my life. I paused just now on the way upstairs into my room to stare at this. My shit is so disorganized. This is just one of the squares in my living room shelf. I'm both prideful and ashamed.
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Worked 8AM to 9PM today. I am burnt the fuck out. Came home, took a stress nap, then woke up and got spaghetti & meatballs from a good local place. Somehow not hungry now. Into the fridge it goes until maybe after some cocktails. Sleep schedule will be kaput. What a shit week.
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Holy shit, a guy at work was sharing some of these today and they are one of the best snacks I've ever had. Get some!
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On speakerphone with my lady and her son is hanging around putting together a puzzle and he asked what my middle name was. I told him it starts with the letter A, so naturally, he shouts "ASSHOLE!" He's six.
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Only the ones with very serious and very obvious mental health issues.
every person on filmtwt has that one movie that they make their entire personality and is the framework for their entire account
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Boy, this one put into a state of howling. Holy Fucking Shit! Absolutely slammertoasted (a word a high school stoner friend and I came up with). Insane mugging. She's like Tim On Cinema at the Cinema levels of trying to get through this. 5 bags of 🍿and sixteen gin and tonics.
Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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My personal competition life is not going as I was hoping for now. I'm 1-4 in Fantasy Football (ouch!), lost the lead in our year-long office Jeopardy yesterday by flunking a $2k clue (I got $600 back today), and in second place in my work Pick'ems Board for NFL (behind by 3).
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Guy we interviewed today is having an upcoming horror event where he's screening this rare 16mm cut of Night of the Living Dead. Pretty cool!
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My receptionist is so strange. She'll walk to the other side of the station to tell me a guest has arrived. Or she'll call me to ask if I have a band this week. Or she'll email me to say I accidentally wrote "PIE BACK" instead of "PIE BAKE" on our events calendar. BETTY. CHILL.
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I just want to go to bed.
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Amazing time at the beer festival today. Tried many beers. So many beers. Hung out with work friends old and new. This is Beans. Sports photographer and dependable friend. I've known Beans for 5 years now. BEANS. I got my FLYNN LIVES shirt on (barely visble) and he got DAFT PUNK.
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Mann knew we should be loading up! Look at the grains! Colon blow status.
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I love Manhunter. I'm rewatching Red Dragon and I remember how good this one is too. Two different versions of the same thing. I'm sure someone a little more articulate in film knowledge than I could expound on this, but MAN, both of these kick ass. Anthony Hopkins. Brian Cox.
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