Author Joanne Crymble (@MotherWords) profile picture

Writer of stories. Wrangler of children.

Canada
Joined January 2021
An eating disorder, an alcoholic partner, a failing sex life, and an identity crisis. Four moms. Four very different life challenges. All solved in THE CABANA with a friendship filled with honesty, laughter, and wine. #pitmad #A #WF
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I asked my kids to leave me alone for 10 min. They set a timer. 10/10 recommend.
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What would you do? Shunned because his beak is the wrong color, Percy must decide whether to return to his puffinry to save those who cast him out from a Great Skua. #PITMAD #MG #F
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HERCULES X MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Former god Farrin is banished from Heaven and made mortal. On earth he's poor as a pauper, but the treasure he left back in Heaven would change that. He plans to pull off the biggest heist of all...to rob the very gods themselves. #Pitmad #A #F
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SIX WEEKS TO LIVE x YOU AGAIN #pitmad #A #T Her fortune's been told: three wrongdoings against her, resulting in a gun to her head. But who's holding it?
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Why can't mommy play today? She has many hats and she needs to where her work hat right now. A fun #pb explaining adult roles and responsibilities through the eyes of a child who just wants to play. MOMMY WEARS MANY HATS #pitmad
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MY TWO FAMILIES is a #pb that takes on the topic of divorce and normalizing functional blended families. Following the story of James from the scary conversation his parents have with him about divorce to slowly incorporating more people to love into his life and heart. #pitmad
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Mary knows only the daily struggle to sell her body and fight to survive until she meets her husband from a past life in the arms of a customer. Now she must reconcile the queen she was with who she is today and find a way to do what's right for the man she loves. #PitMad
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BRITTANY RUNS A MARATHON X THE CUTTING EDGE 10 years ago he broke her heart. Now she needs him to train her to run an Xmas 5 with her dad. Sparks fly as the miles add up but a job offer forces her to choose between a 2nd shot at her dream and a 2nd shot at ❤️ #PitMad #A #R #CR
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50 BELOW ZERO X PIGS Bath time is so much fun that Calvin always tries to stay in past his timer. When his mom leaves him in the bath one day, he learns that too much of a good thing is boring. Where is his mother and why didn't she come to check his fingers? #pitmad #PB
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GOOSEBUMPS X DEAD VOICES No one knows why cries are heard at Hollow Bridge. If you leave a candy bar on the crossties, something will take a bite. 12y/o Emma never believed the myth til a ghost came to her. Now she must solve a curse or lose something dear, 4ever. #PitMad #MG #H
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HUG MACHINE X AMELIA BEDELIA All kids are superheroes...in the eyes of their parents! Nate is pretty sure he has superpowers, after all, his mom told him he can run like the wind! A sweet #PB with an interactive twist. What kind of powers do you have? #pitmad
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BOOKSMART x NEVER HAVE I EVER Nemeses family “friends” are forced on a college visit road trip where they embrace their Korean culture, nerd out, break rules, and fall in love #pitmad #YA #ROMCOM #R #OWN #BVM
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SKITTLE BREW When Maggie goes on a train for the first time to visit her dad, she tries to blend in with the other travelers and order a coffee. Not wanting to ask for her usual amount of sugar, she comes up with the perfect solution; using skittles as a sweetener! #pitmad #pb
I went down to the river’s edge That day And saw the evening glow Glimmer across the surface And I was thankful and at one For this short but beautiful life As I listened to the birds in the trees Sing a grateful song to the setting sun #poem #poetry
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#PitMad #YA #LGBT #MH #R Will & Joe are best friends, Will & Joe are inseparable, Will & Joe have a bond that goes beyond brotherhood. But Christmas marks a year since Will died and as much as he doesn’t want to, Joe is starting to remember Will's end and the part he played in it
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Twirl, twist, weave. Summers with Grandma were my favorite. But today Grandma was making sweetgrass baskets. BORING! UNTIL we explore the salt marsh. Sweetgrass, muskrat, rabbit. Grandma brings our rich Gullah culture to life as we dance in the sweetgrass. #Pitmad #PB #BVM
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GIRL SERPENT THORN X KING OF SCARS 🐺 a princess hiding a werewolf bite 🕵️ an unknown Alpha among the royal court 💘 forbidden romance with a peace ambassador 📖 magic languages 🗡️ a dysfunctional royal family #YA #F #PitMad
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🧜‍♀️An anxious siren w/ a lethal voice 🎒Secret school for monsters 🐺A werewolf pack w/ way too many secrets ☠️And siren hunters 17y/o amnesiac Ellie must learn to use her siren powers & find out how recent attacks connect to her past before the hunters find her #PitMad #YA #F #MH
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LORE + ALICE IN BORDERLAND When ill-fated lovers Grim and Star are reincarnated into enemies on opposite sides of a celestial civil war, they must avenge their murdered lovers in cruel card games to the death or lose their chance to revive their loves back to life #PitMad #YA #F
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