Software dev. Graduate of @turingschool. Player of games. Teller of bad jokes.
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Joined June 2010
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Someone needs to explain how in the Mushroom Kingdom these things aren’t called Super M’Oreos… and if your response has anything to do with Trademark law, let’s all just call it game over for our society.
Salesforce devs… I’ve been thinking about how much I’d like the ability to filter a SOQL query by comparing fields on a single record. Something like “show me records where Date field A is bigger than Date field B”. Do you have any wish list items for SOQL enhancements?
I keep hearing that the API License announcement was the best takeaway from #TDX23, but my #CodeyFeet disagree. @adam17amo @thatstokes
I wonder if my domain name MadonnaIsDead.com is getting a lot hits today. #Madonna isn't actually dead.
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Nah, last time there was a joke at a debate it became president.
Comedy Central should really be the host of the next round of these debates. #DemDebate
Has it been 10 years? Doesn't feel a day over 9 :) If that's not success, I don't know what is! #CustomerKOA
I want to trade Pokemon at #Dreamforce 2018! Need those regionals! Friend me and message me if you're gonna be there and want to trade: 8232 4314 5668
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Anyone heard of @Visible (new hipsterish cell service startup owned/funded by Verizon)? $40 unlimited cell service, and you don't need to sign up for a million lines. I just signed up. Feel free to message me if you want an invite code.
I've never encountered technical support worse than @PlayStation ... Support person couldn't help and prematurely ended chat. Useless.
Ain't nothin' wrong with a grown ass man playing Dance Dance Revolution in a kid's arcade all by himself. Nothin'.
So wow, I'm a delegate for the Colorado Democrat's County Convention. Is this democracy in action or inaction? Time will tell, folks.
Interesting choice by @BestBuy to have only 1 of 5 registers open Sunday after Black Friday. Ug... Why am I even shopping :(
Can't decide if I'd be more mad sitting next to a sick person or getting booted for being sick. Either way, scared to @FlyFrontier
My wife/baby are sick, plan to fly today. Called @FlyFrontier, surprisingly they're OK with sick/vomiting people on the plane. Dumb, right?
More testing... maybe I should use a dedicated test account for this. In other news to my (few) followers, I'm a budding developer now!
Signs you woke up into the #TwilightZone? Someone near you is non-ironically drinking an "organic" @MonsterEnergy drink.