I specialize in Jordan Spieth rage bait šŸŽ£

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2025
Jackson Koivun is going is going to win a major before Ludvig Aberg
Welcome to the big league, kid Jackson Koivun is officially skipping his senior year and going to the PGA Tour He departs as the best golfer in Auburn history "Auburn has been so good to me and I'm just truly happy that I can call myself a part of it.ā€ 247sports.com/college/auburn…
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People are asking why Saquon is in the game like the Eagles didn't almost just kill Jalen Hurts like two weeks ago
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Johnny Manziel is one of the least interesting people in The Internet Invitational
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ā€œNo I swear I’m not compensating for anythingā€
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I am 18 minutes into the Internet Invitational and am already sick of the Nelk losers - who let these douchebags in…
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Old Takes Exposed - shoutout to Will Stein and the Cats! Ready for that matchup against Louisville in a month I want an all out brawl
Kentucky hiring Stein seems like the logical move but I just don’t see how a guy can succeed at a school with 1/3 the NIL budget that Oregon has and at a school that prioritizes basketball wayyyy ahead of football. Louisville by 40 in 2026
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Just 12% of Americans are married and own a home by age 30, per Realtor.
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Ole Miss not punting there is CRAZY to me
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I have a confession… I have never seen season 1 of True Detective Anyone else got something they need to get off their chest?
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Obinna Ekezie is out here making Tyran Stokes look like a 2 star recruit
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Tyran Stokes out here getting BITCHED
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Obinna Ekezie is out here making Tyran Stokes look like a 2 star recruit
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Wishing nothing but the best for this dude, streets will not forget his rookie season
#Texans WR Tank Dell on playing Sunday for the first time since his devastating knee injury in 2024: ā€œI don’t care if the first catch is 2 yards, 5 yards—I’m spiking the ball and doing what I gotta do. It’s gonna feel good. … I’m ready to get tackled. I’m gonna be joyful.ā€šŸ™šŸ’Æ
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What I think about at work: 1. My golf swing 2. My next round of golf
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Ohhhhhh man
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Embarrassing #SHRINK
Case closed. The limited L.A.B. Squatch Collection is here.
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This is a haaland stat
All-time top scorers: Mbappé in the top 5 😤 #UCL
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On the couch next to my wife, working late on a SF migration effort. I’m having trouble focusing because all I can think about is getting up and down from a green side bunker…
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Shoutout to ā€œDr.ā€ Jesse Morse for ending his run of thirsty attention seeking on Twitter - here is my favorite moment when I called him out for wishing Caleb’s injury was more serious then immediately blocking me after I responded to him
It’s official, I’ve been blocked by the Tik Tok doctor because he wanted Caleb’s injury to be more serious
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