Hi Elma.
Love Island: All Stars' Elma Pazar admits she's on the hunt for a boyfriend with a ‘dad bod.’
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This began shortly after Chris McCausland made the Strictly final. Coincidence? I don’t think so. Clearly they’re searching for signs of intelligent life. Good luck with that.
‘Mystery “UFO” drones over US airbases in Britain’
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It’s official folks. Strictly is no longer a dance competition…
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Have you ever thought about banning food consumption on your trains @chilternrailway ? Just putting it out there…
Nothing quite like the pungent smell of weed at 6:30am on a train you only used because the one you paid to travel on didn’t even show up… @chilternrailway
Man tells risqué joke at work… gets cancelled.
Newsnight presenter Kirsty Wark accuses Gregg Wallace of telling 'sexualised stories and jokes' on Celebrity Masterchef - as BBC star steps down from show amid misconduct probe
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Impartial view: Bringing in Cardi B, Lady Gaga, Beyoncé and other unrelatable, out-of-touch millionaires isn’t going to win you the most powerful political seat in the workd. They know nothing about blue collar American voters. Love or hate Trump, this result was inevitable.
Why is Pickford the scapegoat for Wednesday? 71 caps over seven years. I’ve only seen a couple of poor performances in that time. 🤷♂️
The worst England performance I’ve seen in years. No excuses really. Carsley surely isn’t a serious contender after this. #England
Unbelievably bad service from @chilternrailway - possibly one of the worst and most poorly handled delays I’ve ever experienced on this line. Everyone on this train deserves a refund.
Good first half. Scrappy second half. No substitutions. It all looks very familiar… #ENG
Not seeing Oasis live is one of many big regrets I have from the ‘90s, but life is just too short to sit in a queue all day... 🤷♂️
RIP Sven. We’ll never forget Munich.
‘Ex-England boss Sven-Goran Eriksson dies aged 76 after cancer battle’
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The Oasis reunion is just a nostalgia-fest, isn’t it? They were mesmerising in the 90s, when they were young, but Noel appeared to run out of ideas post Britpop. It’s difficult to get excited about middle aged blokes in anoraks, dusting off songs that were popular 30 years ago.
The goal and the pens were amazing but I didn’t see the brilliant performance some of these pundits are talking about. It was better, but not great. #EnglandvsSwitzerland
Nothing like a mangled, uncoordinated and out of tune God Save The King to get you motivated. 👊 #englandeuro2024 #EURo2024
