Delicious Jr. 🍀

🇧🇷💎 Manchester City winger Allan (22) was called up to the Brazil squad for the first time. ✅ His family celebrated back home. 🥹🎇

There is this guy in my church who came to me to ask for my number about two weeks ago because he needed me to get something done for him. I punched my number onto his phone and I asked him to call or text me so I can be able to get his number too. By the time I got home, I saw a WhatsApp message from a 234 number, and he said that was his number. I just ignored him. I didn't even reply and I'd never save that number into my contact list. Dude has been in the UK for four years now and he is still giving his Nigerian number to people in the UK with him. Or is it because I'm a Nigerian like him that he was texting me with his 234 WhatsApp number? I know he would not do that if it was a Brit that he had exchanged a contact with. Except for my very close friends and family members, I don't entertain any 234 messages on my 447 line. Let 234 messages be directed to my 234 number, biko.

Am I the only one who doesn’t like shandalias in sitting rooms?? 😭 It just doesn’t look cool to me fr.

1M don remain 5k, just this morning. Man go just wake up dey do transfer like who them swear for.

“I believe in God, just like a blind person believes in the sun. Not because he sees it, but because he feels it.”

The average black child has eaten more spaghetti than an Italian man

even better when we can make the money as a team

Stop shouting it increases your blood pressure

guys really funny gan 😂🤣 you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too. babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked. you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them” let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣 i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈

early take that may divide the TL I don't think you should be proposing on your partner's milestones. Graduation, passing out, and hear me out — birthday. ✋

One of most annoying thing is someone you really like ticking all your boxes but you’re not compatible lmao Fvck it and go all in or obey nature?

This is why me I don't go to Nigeria often. My budget without flight is $20k, and that is with strict spending. it cost me plus flight $10k to vacate in 4 different countries in Europe last year. going HOME is not VACATION.