One day they told Idi Amin that the economy was suffering because of something called 'Speculation'. He responded 'Arrest that man called Speculation'.

If they have forgotten us we shall remind them.

We enjoy the NUP women who pretend to be men. From Kabobina to Eddie Mutwe...We crush them like bugs.

One God, One People, One Army!

We have also arrested Elweru's wife who has been beating him for the last 8 years. That's why he always looked confused in Parliament. Domestic abuse.

I hear my friend Muwanga Kivumbi has been talking again? Is that true? I'm looking for him.

On our currency, I'm not worried at all. The problem is delaying to produce and refine our own petroleum. Mzee is always let down by very well paid technocrats. They must be working for our enemies. Our PLU government will not let him down from 2031 onwards.

Muwanga Kivumbi will learn to sing my name alone or he will never speak again!

We have arrested over 20 of Elweru's former soldiers. They are co-operating well. They all agree he went insane a long time ago. Elweru should SURRENDER soon in order to save his own life.

Let all the world know that we (Uganda) intend to remain the masters of our own house.

I hear there was a former RDF officer who was killed recently in the country. First of all, my office was never notified about the gentleman. I highly suspect that certain elements of Kayumba's RNC were responsible. Are they retaliating for Kandiho's arrest? We shall get to the truth.

Talk is cheap. Actions are expensive and are real.

The traitor Peter Elweru is hereby stripped of his ranks. He is demoted to Private.

This is the face of a serial killer when he arrives in the basement. I have advise for killers in Uganda. We are coming for you.