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Paul David Collins

@MrLemonDrizzle

Man, husband, father, pessimist & stand-up (not strictly in that order). 'Like a rain-cloud in human form'. Tried optimism briefly in 2002 but didn't like it.

 Sad Moley Island (#ACNH)
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Joined January 2010
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Proudly showing my support by rolling one leg of my pyjama bottoms up like Rice taking a free kick #ENGGHA
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This app lies to me multiple times a day... #fakenews
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Opens Twitter. Looks at trending topics. Sighs. Closes Twitter.
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Chin, or tongue? #Trump
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Viv Groskop@VivGroskop19 Feb 2024
🌻 Announcing my new book One Ukrainian Summer, a memoir about Russia and Ukraine in the early 1990s. Out May 23 with ⁦@IthakaPress⁩. All author proceeds go to ⁦@pen_int⁩ 🌻Pre-order: geni.us/OneUkrainianSummer
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Sarah Maginness@sarahmaginness19 Jan 2024
Hello. My name is Ross from Traitors. You killed my mother. Prepare to die. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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TFW you ask for a pet, but aren't specific enough...
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Sooz Kempner here either doing God's work, or livetweeting a terrible fever dream . It's honestly hard to tell. Festive game: Drink every time she says 'OOP'.
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Please, can anyone tell me if there is any way that Android Smartphones can block those ads which tell me that Android smartphones can block ads?
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Seems a cruel way to wash them, but I guess it's convenient...
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I can only assume from this that the biggest risk of voter fraud must come from the over 60s...
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@Aiannucci2 Apr 2023
Back of my Polling Card for local elections. For 1st time, photo ID is required. Card gives many options for elderly or those with disability. None, NONE, for younger or student voters. The policy is simply biased against younger voters, designed to suppress their vote.
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👇 This. 👇 This. 👇 This. 👇 THIS.
Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦 (@LallyLangford) profile pictureMarion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦@LallyLangford10 Mar 2023
This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists
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I'm going to be one of 5000 people making this 'joke'...
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Our PIGS fuck OUTSIDE. We make SURE. #pigs #outside
A sign saying 'Our fresh PORK is always OUTSIDE bred'

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...indoor pig sex is actively discouraged.
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Spent the whole day in A&E, and left just feeling overwhelmingly grateful we have the NHS at all. Pay them what they're worth. #NHSStrike If we can somehow magically afford £30bn for Liz Truss's disastrous budget, we can damn well afford for nurses to not have to use food banks.
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Reid Parker@ReidParker_19 Dec 2022
My kid’s teacher made toys for her class based on their drawings. Pay teachers more
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🎶 "Hello Hubris my old friend..." 🎶 #RIPTwitter #TwitterMigration
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Come on, #Nintendo - the UK will have had 3 prime ministers in the interval between wave 2 and wave 3 of the #MarioKart booster pass DLC...
There are mayflies old enough to remember when she said she wasn't a quitter... #LizTrussPM
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