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BAFTA award winning TV Director/Producer. #StillGame #ManandWitchfilm. CEO of The Woven Thread production company

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined August 2010
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The word is out about the Election Night Watch Party at the White House on Tuesday. For weeks, Trump had been assured by Susie Wiles and his staff that all the polls were wrong, and that, once again, the Blue Wave would only be a ripple, if one even showed up at all. And the DOJ was ready to pounce on it if it did. Trump, after all, was on the ballot. "Vote like I'm on the ballot,' he said, "Because I am." He told every rally that. He said it on FOX. He had a 90% approval rate, he said. And $5000 checks for everybody. What could possibly go wrong? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So the East Room was decked out with the finest crystal and china. Staffers thought it would be a fun "cheeky rebuke" to order in platters of finger food from Cheesecake Factory. Just to give a finger to Barack Obama, for his viral joke about Trump’s gaudy renovations to the White House. EVERYONE showed up in their party clothes. His Staff. His Cabinet. Top GOP politicians. Donors. But there was no Host or Hostess to greet them. Which was a little odd. The guests mingled among themselves, and waited to be formally welcomed and invited to sample the refreshments. Where were Trump and Melania? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Trump waited upstairs in his residence, in order to make a grand entrance to a standing ovation with cheers, once the happy results started pouring in. And was Melania also waiting upstairs, to march in at his side? Nope. Melania was not at the White House at all. On election night, the most anticipated night in politics, with the rest of her husband's term on the line, Melania was somewhere else. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Finally at 8:00 the first election results came in. But during that entire first hour, not ONE Republican was named. It was only Democrat after Democrat, starting with Jon Ossoff. Trump never came downstairs. At all. Marco Rubio was the first to go missing, according to the Daily Mail. Then, one by one, the rest of the party goers slipped out the door. Only two hours later, an enormous decision was called. Democrats had flipped the House of Representatives to their control. And in most cases, the Democrats won, not by slim majorities, but by double digits. It was 10:00, and the East Room was empty. The party goers had gone to a nearby Washington bar to drown their sorrows. The Cheesecake Factory food lay untouched on the East Room tables. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And Trump? He was upstairs watching the results on FOX News, and posting angrily on Truth Social. He wasn't alone. No, Melania wasn't with him. But Natalie Harp was. The Daily Mail reports that Susie Wiles, his Chief of Staff was upstairs as well. The one who had assured him day after day that Republicans would win. By 11 pm, Trump stopped posting. “He’s watching Fox News barely uttering a word and paralyzed into silence,” a source close to the president told the Daily Mail. “It’s very, very dark in the residence,” one senior official said of Trump’s mood. “It’s a dark scene.” Another source said, “They were delusional right until the very end.” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Commentary by Glee Violette
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Apart from the fact this is completely fabricated, false and has no basis in fact, it’s wonderful.
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Joey G 😮‍💨
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Wonderful album
43 years ago today, THE THE released 𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑙 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔. Featuring ‘This Is The Day’, ‘Uncertain Smile’, ‘Perfect’ and ‘GIANT’, the album was released on 21st October 1983. Which track from the album still means the most to you? #thethe #mattjohnson #mattjohnsonthethe #soulmining
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We now have a WhatsApp channel! So if you want to see lots of videos and pictures of fish and shells and daily updates hot from the fast moving world of British fishmongering, come get amongst it! Follow the Jonathan Norris Limited channel on WhatsApp: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Vb9…
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i hate to start the Festive Palaver so early but last year postal services got rather overwhelmed in the run up to the blasted thing SO with 8 weeks to go here's a Go On! tea cosie, handmade by moi, and available at shop.thegoonteacompany.com
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UK gardeners! My amazing wife Jenn Celine has worked really hard to get her plant passport (who knew such things existed) so that she can now sell plug plants to YOU. Yes. YOU. Buy these, plant them over winter, amazing flowers in the new year. Go buy at wyldeflorence.com!
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This is my brother’s new venture. If you need any airport transfers, or any transfers for up to eight people, please consider giving him a shout ❤️
We are now taking bookings for airport transfers ✈️
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A small memorial nestled amongst fallen leaves in Glasgow's Botanic Gardens dedicated to the firefighters who died in New York twenty five years ago today. It stands next to a tree planted in their memory by Scottish members of the Fire Brigades Union. #glasgow #memorial
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good eggs.
We're proud of the lifesaving work our volunteers do in the Channel – we make no apology for it. Those we rescue are vulnerable people in danger & distress. Each of them is someone’s father, mother, son or daughter - every life is precious. This is why we launch:
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Gerard McCarthy's response to Maureen Lipman is brilliant
i had no prior knowledge of this but thanks instagram for showing me cause yeah jameela's right
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Anyone STILL supporting Reform UK in 2026 is demonstrating a unique political choice—mainly because it requires looking at the last decade of British politics and deciding, "What this country really needs is more rage-tweeting, fewer details, and Nigel Farage on another media tour." It takes a dynamic level of optimism to watch a party whose entire platform is essentially a Facebook comment section come to life, and think, Yes, these are the steady hands we need on the tiller. Here is what sticking with Reform says about the average far-right voter: The Nostalgia Paradox: You are desperately voting to "take our country back," seemingly to an imaginary 1950s that exists only in pub chats and old post office postcards—conveniently forgetting that the infrastructure you want back requires actual funding, not just flag-waving. The Single-Issue Blindspot: You’ll ignore the complete lack of viable economic strategy, public service planning, or actual legislative experience, as long as someone on TV points at a boat and sighs dramatically. The Farage Effect: You aren't supporting a political party so much as you're subscribing to Nigel Farage’s personal side-hustle. The moment a camera turns off or a parliamentary committee requires actual reading, the whole operation vanishes faster than a campaign promise. The "Protest" Trap: You tell everyone you're "protesting the establishment," by voting for a former commodities trader who went to private school, spent decades as an MEP, and lives in front of a camera. It’s the political equivalent of buying a corporate brand T-shirt to show how anti-establishment you are. At this point, voting Reform isn't a political philosophy—it's just performance art for people who think shouting at the telly counts as civic engagement.
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Ok, Twitter, you've bought yourself another week.
I had never considered the physics of hula hooping at scale This is the world record from 2019 at 17’8” by Yuya Yamada of Japan
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If you are a #whisky lover please share. We are told that some distilleries are struggling, well in this exclusive interview one tells me @C2GWhisky they need money quickly or else. It's a plea for help...
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Utterly deserved 👏
A massive thank you to everyone that has sent such kind messages & comments about the McTavish Award. A nicer Christmas present I couldn’t have asked for. I’m still feeling stunned, elated and hugely grateful to have received this honour ❤️🎅
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Thanks good man!
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@MrMHines happy birthday hinesy ❤️
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Incredible how many Hanna-Barbera characters were voiced by Daws Butler. Here's just a small sample.
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