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Husband / Politically Curious / Former Navy Sailor / Rocket Scientist / FISINT Expert

Wisconsin, USA
Joined May 2022
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If you say “Charlie Kirk” out loud, snatchers will appear to take you to the transition camps.
They’re going to make a statue of the Minocqua Brewing Company owner
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They only sell XL and up at Victoria’s Secret now
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Quick procedure question: when you guys are getting fitted for your vaginas, if your doctor is BIPOC do you kneel before or after the surgery?
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So do yall think Trump might still send those checks or…
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Dude is 3 days into no nut November and thinks he’s gonna make it
Biggest November of my life, it's going to be absolutely incredible. This will make more sense later
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“I’m not going to be friends with any of you if you don’t speak up about the gungan genocide”
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“Ani, I don’t care if you killed younglings, but I can’t believe you used the r-word.”
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Daylight savings turning the clock back 1 hour was pretty cool last night. How about tonight we get really wild and try for 24 hours?
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Cardinals vs Cowboys. Who wants to lose more?
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I feel for Wonnum but I have no sympathy for Branch.
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More terrible roughing the passer and taunting calls. No Fun League earning the name today.
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My stomach seeing yet another butterfinger arrive first thing this morning after a night of sugary hell.
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“Abner Salvatore Potter, you were named for two masters of Milwaukee. One of them was a Right Fielder, and he was probably the drunkest man I ever knew.”
look for a Wisconsin baby boom in 9 months Gonna be a looking at a lot of Sals. A lot of Jacobs. A lot of Williams. A lot of Aarons. A lot of Successful ABS Challenges. A lot of Jacksons.
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The Brewers defense had an absolutely historic WS shutdown.
Since 1970 a total of 112 teams had played a WS. 2026 Tampa Bay Rays ranks: wRC+ : 112th OBP : 112th SLG: 111th AVG: 107th %BB: 112th Data via @fangraphs @YankeesFiles
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I love the idea of socialists trying to nationalize SpaceX once they’ve done 95% of the work to establish the company as a multi-celestial body colony developer. “Capitalism, you built this?” Takes it. “I built this.” Omg look how far socialism got us!
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Christian Watson coming back to the stadium with a Percocet smoothie
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2 made extra points in a row? Brb buying a Smack jersey.
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2000. Feels like it’s been that long since our receivers could catch the ball.
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The guy who kept Shaq and Charles Barkley in line on TV for 37 years used to spend his mornings shaving and dressing his son, who could barely move and breathed through a ventilator. Then he'd go to work and laugh with those guys all night like nothing was going on. Tonight Ernie Johnson said this season will be his last, and Barkley tried to thank him on air and couldn't get the words out. I don't think most people watching that clip know what Ernie was carrying all those years. He and his wife Cheryl adopted Michael from an orphanage outside Bucharest in 1991, when he was 3. He had Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and doctors didn't think he'd make it to his 20s. He lived to 33. When Ernie was home, getting Michael ready in the morning could take an hour and a half, and Ernie did the showering and shaving and dressing himself. In 2006 he told viewers he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, and by the end of October he was back at the desk while he was still going through chemo. When Michael died in 2021, Ernie wasn't on the show that week, and Shaq, Kenny and Chuck spent about six minutes trying to hold it together while they talked about a kid most of America never met. Then last year he had heart bypass surgery, and this summer he turned 70. Ernie's dad pitched in the big leagues and then called Braves games for decades, and he gave his son a rule Ernie's talked about forever: if somebody spikes you at second base, never rub. If you've ever wondered why nobody's been able to copy Inside, that rule is a big part of it. Barkley could say the dumbest thing imaginable, Shaq could fall out of his chair, Kenny could go running to the big board, and Ernie would just pick it up and bring it back to basketball with that yellow legal pad. Those three got to be chaos because the guy in the middle never made his own stuff the show. He still calls hosting a "get-to job," and he was calling it that the same year he buried his son. So when Charles Barkley, who's roasted pretty much everybody alive on live TV, can't finish a sentence to the man, that's why.
Charles Barkley and the guys give Ernie Johnson his flowers. This is a must watch. (via @ohnohedidnt24)
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