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MrProcter retweeted
In 2019, Microsoft Japan shifted to a four-day work week for the month of August. It resulted in a 40% productivity boost.
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The word ‘Tory’, commonly used to refer to a member of the UK Conservative Party, comes from the Irish Gaelic word ‘tóraidhe’ meaning outlaw or robber.
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If you want a measure of what's important in life, look at the different reactions you get when you announce:
- A new car,
- A new job,
- Winning something,
- A new relationship,
- Being pregnant.
Hi @premierinn . If a restaurant customer of your walks in to a venue on the edge of town & the host asks them how many in the group & if any allergies, is it also good customer service to flag that they'll be fined £95 unless they tap their reg number into a screen somewhere?
MrProcter retweeted
Seamos realistas. No estamos TAN LEJOS del nivel de Croacia.
Tres goles menos y los alcanzamos.
World Cup prediction: In the round of 32, one of the big guns will fail to break down an obdurate minnow and draw 0-0 before losing on penalties or 1-0 in an against the run of play goal. (Cape Verde, Ghana, Scotland 😜 etc)
MrProcter retweeted
Can you tell me please, will you still honour your lifetime guarantee on your VHS tapes? @Scotch
When the jokes write themselves...
US President Donald Trump criticises AI boss who called for slowdown and says only guardrail needed is a "smart president"
bbc.in/4xtuCwH
