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366 cats. Still looking for homes. Still accepting questionable owners. Tonight, @ClayStonKz opens public adoption. 🐈 🔥 Burn any TWO Bears or Bulls → adopt ONE cat. Bear + Bear ✅
Bull + Bull ✅
Bear + Bull ✅ No Pig or Frog required. Everyone can participate. We’re also adding a preview of the remaining adoption pool so you can see which cats are still waiting for a home. The adoption fee is two lives. We never said this was a normal shelter. Join us tonight in the adoption event. **These aspects will only be available during the event.

This clay cat accidentally walked into a private whale dinner looking for the bathroom. “Who invited you?” “Nobody.” They loved that. “What do you do?” “Mostly nothing.” One of them nodded. “Passive income. Smart.” They sat him at the head of the table. A Bull asked for his thoughts on the market. The cat stared at him. He hadn’t heard a fucking word. There was a shrimp cocktail behind his head. “Patient. I respect that,” said the Bull. By dessert, they’d offered him an advisory role, three allocations, and a microphone. “What’s the biggest mistake people in this room are making?” The cat finally spoke. “You keep handing shit to people you know nothing about.” Standing ovation. They doubled his allocation.

You won’t find me endorsing many projects on my feed. I take the trust of the Clay community seriously, and buying something doesn’t automatically mean I should promote it to everyone else. Today, I’m making an exception for @Demosthenes555 and @TMO_RH. I’ve known Demos for roughly five years and watched him grind and continue to build on a chain that often feels like its own island. Through the trenches, quiet markets, and everything in between, he’s continued showing up and fighting for his community. That earns my respect. Nobody can guarantee what comes next, but years of showing up carry a hell of a lot more weight than a launch-day promise. With Mallard Order coming to Robinhood, they’ve also extended opportunities to the Clay StonKz community: • 30 GTD FREE mint spots, awarded to holders with the highest combined number of Cats and Monkeys in their wallets following the Cull. • GTD paid mint access for holders of at least 6+ Clay StonKz. • FCFS access for anyone holding at least 1 Clay StonKz. I wanted those free spots to reward the people who stepped up the most during the Cull and clicked the buttons. Looking forward to seeing what Demos brings to Robinhood. Good luck to the Mallard Order crew and everyone minting today. 🦆 (something I made for him back in 2022)

You paid $200K for a finance degree. He still makes airplane noises when he moves money between wallets. And somehow you’re in his replies asking for alpha.