Caustic ANCAP / Collapsitarian. Declaration of Independence over Constitution. It's time to revisit NAP. Side gig: Dabbleverse 7th mic extraordinaire

Charlotte, NC
Joined January 2023
If you lived in NC, you know what Roy Cooper did. Family members died in the hospital and thanks to Cooper, family members weren't allowed to see them.. forced mask, forced stay at home. That's a dictator.
NYT is out of the loop on a lot of things. NO MORE ROY NO MORE ROY!
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Back in 2004, I went to the Libertarian Party convention in Atlanta, and after the long weekend decided that I would not join. The people who run it are just too removed from the rest of the movement and the rest of the society. They didn't give shit about Iraq! the most important thing in the world at the time. Hardly heard of it apparently. Didn't know how horrible it would look invite hawks to give speeches. Just facepalm. I tried advising the LP presidential nominee that year. That reinforced the same lesson: This is not worth the effort. I have more important things to do. A few years ago, I finally joined the LP at the urging of my friends who were working to take the party over in the name of the actual American libertarian movement, as exemplified by the thinking and writing of Dr. Ron Paul, especially. The real point was to get the party together before we ran Dave Smith for president, which he thankfully in retrospect decided not to do. Well, at the last convention the libertarians didn't show up, only the Libertarians. So, a gay porn producer and new wave haircut lady and their crew took the party back over. It really sucks because there are so many good people in the party who work very hard and fight good fights. But the organization itself, as a democracy, is just completely retarded and it always will be. Today a friend sent me screenshots of these degenerate scum -- specifically the LP of San Francisco -- claiming the right to hurt children because they think freedom means getting away with being a piece of shit and violating the rights of helpless victims. Send in the SWAT Team. It's a foregone conclusion that the party leadership will do nothing about this. The LP always has been and remains a disaster for the good name of our movement. They'll probably run that filth Joe Walsh for president next time. He fits right in there. So I hereby officially resign from the Libertarian Party, and will instead continue to fight for liberty by other means.
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On this day in North Carolina history October 26, 1895. North Carolina helped change football forever, and it happened because a desperate player broke the rules. UNC was playing Georgia in Atlanta when fullback Joel Whitaker faced a Georgia rush that threatened to block his punt. Instead of kicking the ball, he threw it forward to teammate George Stephens. Stephens caught it and ran 70 yards for a touchdown. Georgia's coach, legendary Pop Warner, protested. The forward pass was illegal, but the referee never saw the throw. The touchdown stood, and UNC won 6 to 0. The forward pass wouldn't become legal until 1906. Think about that the next time you watch a quarterback throw a touchdown. A play that helped shape modern football started with a desperate decision by a Tar Heel. North Carolina history is full of stories like this one. 🏈
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Dabblemarket has a 6-hour cope "emergency" show tomorrow set at -610. Stay away from this one, boys.
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Follow Greater Charlotte LP for impacting beyond the borders of Mecklenburg.
We started this party for exactly this reason. There are many many Political refugees from blue states that are trapped in the orbit of deep blue Charlotte. Follow us. Get involved.
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APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE TO ANY TENANTS READING THIS, BUT I’M NOT STAYING QUIET. I’ve housed you for four years at $1,750 a month. You’ve never been late. You’ve never trashed it. You’ve been a solid tenant. Then I sent the renewal: rent’s going up $275. YES. You’ve paid me almost $84,000 over four years. That money covered the mortgage (which I’m still on the hook for if anything goes wrong), property taxes that keep rising, insurance premiums that have jumped hard, maintenance and repairs that cost more every year, and all the other costs of keeping the place habitable and legal. The equity and any portfolio growth come from the capital I put in, the risk I took, and the fact that I own the asset, not from the rent check itself. You’re the one writing the check every month for the right to live there. At the end of it, you own nothing because you didn’t buy it, finance it, or take on the ownership risks. I did. If the roof fails, the HVAC dies, a pipe bursts, taxes go up again, insurance spikes, or you leave and it sits vacant, that’s on me. A $275 increase isn’t “because the market lets me.” It’s because the costs of providing the housing have gone up, insurance, taxes, labor, materials, compliance. Recent data shows typical homeowners paying ~$1,380 a month just in maintenance, taxes, and insurance on top of the mortgage, with insurance up sharply over the last several years. Apartment owners have been keeping only about 11 cents of every rent dollar after debt service, operations, taxes, and the rest. Expenses have often risen faster than rents. Stop treating landlords like a free housing subscription that never has rising costs. The rent pays for the use of the property and the service of ownership. The equity belongs to the person who bought it and bears the risk. If you want a version where some of the money eventually becomes yours, buy your own home.
APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE TO ANY LANDLORDS READING THIS, BUT I'M NOT STAYING QUIET. I just sent $1,750 in rent for a place I've lived in for four years. Never late. Never trashed it. Never once missed a payment. Then the renewal email landed: rent's going up another $275 a month. NO. You've pulled almost $84,000 out of me over four years. That money paid your mortgage down, built your equity, funded your portfolio. And my reward for being the reliable tenant you never had to chase for rent is a bigger bill, simply because the market lets you charge one. I'm the one writing the check every month, and at the end of all of it, I own nothing. Not a square foot of it. If I'm covering your mortgage payment and then some, every single month, there should be a version of this where some of that money eventually becomes mine. Stop treating good tenants like a subscription service you get to raise the price on whenever you feel like it.
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Dan Fogler's Christopher Walken story is an all-timer! 😭 @jeremypiven @mrdanfogler
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Turns out, people DO tune in for good baseball: Recent World Series Game 1 Viewership (U.S.) 2026 (@Brewers vs. @RaysBaseball ): 15.2 million 2025 (Dodgers vs. Blue Jays): 13.3 million 2024 (Dodgers vs. Yankees): 14.16 million 2023 (Diamondbacks vs. Rangers): 9.17 million
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So someone whose job was to infiltrate online communities, befriend them, gather info on them and then use that info against them moves on to another community. But her motives are totally altruistic this time? Got it.
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Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
We accept your apology
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Remembering some 80s legends: Hulk Hogan, André the Giant, Randy Savage, Ted DiBiase, Bam Bam Bigelow, and Honky Tonk Man. Who was your go-to guy in 1989's WWF WrestleMania for the NES?
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The lowest low to the highest high Imagine if anyone had said there would be a World Series here within two years Incredible, unthinkable #raysup
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RoboCop - NES (1989) The trusty Auto-9 pistol is always prepared to clean up the streets of Old Detroit. #RoboCopNES #RetroGaming #OldDetroit
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