Healthcare Professional, wife, mom, liberal leaning moderate, and producer of “Firing Lane” with Croaky Caiman on Podbean, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and more.

Joined September 2023
Join the space! Come talk to Croaky about the current state of conservatism and politics in general.
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Hard things are part of life. What matters is how we respond to them. You face the problem. You do the work. You adapt when things don’t go according to plan, and you keep moving forward. Resilience isn’t pretending the challenge isn’t there. It’s refusing to let the challenge decide what happens next. That’s a lesson I’ve carried with me through combat, recovery and public service.
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Journalistic integrity no longer exists.
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The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking. -A. A. Milne
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If every decision you make is based on a poll, you aren’t leading. You’re following. Public service requires listening to the people you represent. But it also requires having principles strong enough to survive an unpopular headline. Know what you believe. Explain it. And have the backbone to stand by it.
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This is how you get people to vote against every single person currently in Congress. What even is their job anymore? Seems like they’re flying blind trying to fuck up everything they can and bounce back home in a hurry so they can fundraise to retain power
BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson tells reporters tomorrow’s House votes are cancelled & the House will likely leave after votes tonight and go on recess until after the November midterms. This, after 100+ House Dems called for him to cancel the recess to deal w/ “AI crisis”.
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Public service isn’t about who can generate the most headlines. It’s about whether you’re actually delivering results. Are families safer? Are our schools preparing kids to succeed? Can people afford to build a life here? Are we protecting the freedoms that made this country exceptional? That’s the standard. Leadership should make people’s lives better, not just make politicians more famous.
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Not defending Elon but imagine believing her thirsty ass turned down 40 million dollars when she was on here griping about a few thousand 😂😂😂
Ashley St. Clair says she rejected Elon Musk's $40 million NDA 💰📝 tmz.me/4cAdzkT
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Elon Musk denies offering Ashley St. Clair a $40M NDA, which she claims to have rejected. x.com/elonmusk/statu… WSJ reported negotiations over support payments and associated privacy/NDAs. wsj.com/politics/elon-…
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do only because it reminded me! #MyXAnniversary I joined this hellsite 3 years ago. It is by far not the best thing I have ever done. I’ve met several great people here though. So, I won’t complain too much.
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I’m pretty sure one of the layers of hell is putting together furniture from Ikea or Wayfair. How did you spend your entire Sunday?
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Replying to @TheyCallMeNans
I would love to but I’m frying these fish. I mean, people will ask me these political questions and I respect that, but at the same time, I’m not getting into any political stuff until I really get this other stuff done
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RIP to one of the greatest. Best villain and voice of cartoon villains from my favorite cartoon shows and movies
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Truly one of a kind. @DollyParton came from the humblest of beginnings and never forgot where she came from. She gave hundreds of millions to charity, put hundreds of millions of books in the hands of children, and inspired millions more. Talent, generosity, and a heart for others. A true American icon. 🇺🇸
BREAKING: President Trump orders flags to be lowered throughout the U.S. for one week to honor music legend Dolly Parton after her passing. "This is a true loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her, and never will... Rest in Peace, Dolly! The World loves you."
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One week later and hangers-on are shocked to learn that Croaky means what he says in the things they praised him for before Incidentally I’m not the idolizer here 🤣
Replying to @podiatristdon
One week later, and the gang is still steaming at the governor they used to idolize
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Some awesome moments with a country music legend! She had such a great sense of humor! You will be missed Dolly! ❤️🤗
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Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library was the best contribution to child literacy ever made by a celebrity. Our paths crossed once, in the 90s, backstage at a talk show, and I was completely tongue-tied and starstruck. RIP Dolly. You were a complete, irreplaceable one-off.
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Can’t do political protests for or against in any military uniform especially while active duty, and even worse as an officer, champ.
BREAKING: Maj. Jason Watson has just been charged under the Uniform Code of Military Justice for three violations of Article 88 for “contemptuous” remarks about Trump. Yes, you heard that right. He was just charged for calling for Trump’s impeachment. A president who has service members arrested for speaking out against the president, isn’t a president. They are a dictator.
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