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Lisa W

@MsBehavior

she/her. funnier online. fatter in person. potty mouthed do-gooder. pied piper of chaos. irrepressible. bird whisperer. magic maker. story teller. HVAC queen.

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Joined March 2009
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It’s the same photo. Had a special celebrity visit at the feeder, @TheSimpsons very own Mr. Burns! Little known fact, Mr. Burns may go by Montgomery but his real name is Chipmunkgomery Burns. 👀
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I’m currently consuming midterm results like they’re tequila shots at a destination bachelorette party while facilitating my dad and husband shit talking hockey with each other THROUGH me even though they are capable of texting each other.
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Lisa W@MsBehaviorNov 3
They should call the $1 coins with Trump’s face on it “The Loony” 👀
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They should call the $1 coins with Trump’s face on it “The Loony” 👀
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Thank you, Transcona. #wpgpoli #HeyHeyHeyGoodBye
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Allard looking to once again fail in his political endeavour - rightfully so. This is a good thing. Transcona residents sent a loud, strong message. I’m pleased as punch. Noah is a rockstar. The future has hope. - This is refreshing. #wpgpoli
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29/47 polls reporting in Transcona and RUSS is BARELY ON THE BOARD. A KING’S RANSOME FOR WHO GETS AN INTERVIEW 476 votes. #wpgpoli
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I effing hate the typo. I want an edit button
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Just got out and voted. Transcona, you better not fuck up. #wpgpoli
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HOLY SHIT, FAM. I met BYFUGLIEN’S stunning wife and son. WHAT A DAY #BuffDoesStuff #BuffDoesStuff Their son said “mom, that lady had dad in her purse” And I cannot 😆
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Flight 33 cleared for takeoff. #BuffDoesStuff
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4x6x1.5” - that’s the size of a fucking purse I can bring into faceless corporation arena? My wallet doesn’t even fit in a 4x6 bag. Fuck all the way off with that shit.
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It’s almost funny how Buff comes back into town, and everywhere I look people are posting pictures, or sending me that they met him and it’s LIKE HE NEVER LEFT and I still am out here wondering WHEN IS IT GONNA BE MY TIME
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Dustin Byfuglien walks out on stage at the Jets Gala holding a beer.
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Lisa W@MsBehaviorOct 23
#BuffDoesStuff is already dressed up and ready to go for the @NHLJets @NhlMtlCanadiens @nhlheritage AND Alumni game. Buff is *MY* captain.
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#BuffDoesStuff is already dressed up and ready to go for the @NHLJets @NhlMtlCanadiens @nhlheritage AND Alumni game. Buff is *MY* captain.
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I was given a pair of tickets to the Alumni game today. Someone needs to get ahold of Claude Noel before Oct 24 & make sure he brings his 3-piece suit. @NHLAlumni and then we’ve got @KnucklesNilan30 on the bench for Montreal? Best.Day.Ever. #BuffDoesStuff returns!
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Oh my GOD, THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY, @StarbucksCanada you can’t just THRUST A CUP WITH A CARDBOARD LID on unsuspecting people, like since WHEN? Textural, nightmare. I gagged on my first sip 😭
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I just saw a marketplace ad for a “vintage 1992” and honestly, in short circuited at that point and stopped reading. VINTAGE 1992. Excuse the hell out of you.
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Sometimes I still miss my @BlackBerry keyboard :(
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One of the things I miss most about working near Sherbrook and Alexander is the proximity to Ninho De Portugal 🤤 Fresh Portuguese buns, in-house made chouriço, imported European foods, insanely delicious Bifana, fresh pasties de nata and spectacular customer service. ♥️ 🇵🇹
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Making Bifana for dinner tomorrow night (let that meat marinate for 24 hours, fam) and you cannot serve it on anything other than Portuguese buns (Papo Secos) - some will say use a Kaiser, but I say we shun those people. Shun the non-believers, Charlie.
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