HMFC 🇱🇻 I am queen of typos, I know.

Joined October 2010
7yr old: Mum, what happens if you eat lots of tinsel? Me: probably emergency surgery to prevent obstruction somewhere in your digestive system. 7yr old: *blank face* *small voice* you get tinselitis.
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Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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thierry henry rn
Kate Scott & Malik Scott! #ballondor
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Dug just polished off leftovers, came up to the living room, and promptly wiped his face along the couch. 😑
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The King of Uganda. 🇺🇬
Doing a job for the team 👏 Another brilliant display from Rogers 🇺🇬 🤝 @StellarOmada
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‘Madervel’.
Yugoslav map of Britain & Ireland from the 1980s, with English place names amusingly rendered phonetically to reflect their pronunciation. Credit: Reddit user TheKingMonkey who explains the maps origins: "From a display on the wall of the ‘Museum of the 80s’ in Sarajevo, Bosnia. I’m not sure why I like the Serbo-Croat (or at least that’s what I assume it is) names for the cities as they look like they are almost phonetic attempts at English language pronunciations." Also see 20 Similarities & Differences Between The Countries Of The Former Yugoslavia: brilliantmaps.com/former-yug…
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Yeah, that’s demonstrably untrue. Can’t wait until his term is over.
BREAKING: President Trump says that Norway 'sucks' and is a 'shithouse country'
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Please share. Thanks
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Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to retweet but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.uk
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Osama Bin Cadden is absolutely tremendous hahahahahahaha
Get osama bin cadden out of my club
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Ja u dijaspori
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So what you’re wanting is someone to tidy up your garden, Hugh?
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A fish was found on a car windscreen at Pittenweem Harbour during Storm Boelo, and naturally, the Scots in the comments have had an absolute field day. 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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The comment.
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Took a travel adaptor to Wales.
𝗚𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗪𝗛𝗢 👀 This player has been to a good few teams since Hutchison Vale... Can you guess who it is that we captured in action 🦘? 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙬 👇
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That’s deeply, deeply creepy. 🚩
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Wood chipper, please.
Registered sex offender, 29, busted trying to enroll in high school as teen girl again 👀
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Karl does whatever he wants 🤣🐾
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If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty down about my small business. I’m working so hard but it’s been very quiet. It’s bloody difficult at the moment. Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word. gailmyerscough.co.uk
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3 of 13’s wee pals have just arrived at the door with a lovely gift basket for her 🩷😭 She’s so lucky to have such kind & considerate pals in her life. Others have been helping her get around & carry her belongings at school. I love to see girls supporting girls. So grateful.
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One of the boys in her year told her she’s ‘obsessed with gymnastics & [has] no social life’. Her group won Scottish group title in June & came 6th at British. She has amazing girls with shared interests in her life. She’s always busy, always happy. Competitive sport FTW.
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