Proud owner of Toast the dug. Zen lover. Mastering mindfulness and meditation day by day. Probably a white witch.

Joined September 2022
eu queria que todos que maltratassem animais morressem brutalmente e ardessem no fogo do inferno por toda a eternidade
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Tremendous patter.
The funk soul brother
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Miss Vikki retweeted
So, a list of names that are considered acceptable… Manc. Scouse. Geordie. Brummie. Cockney. Weegie. Pompey. Brit. Thai. Yank. Aussie. Kiwi. Jap. Swede. Finn. Pole. Dane. Turk. Scot. Paddy. So, pretty much everything other than Paki.
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Only vagina this cunts seen is when he exited his maws.
This type of girl is a good stepping stone at the start of your career, but when you’re one of the world’s elite footballers, you can’t be bringing a girl like that to a Ballon d’Or ceremony with 10/10 latinas. #ballondor
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SOMEONE GET YASMIN A FUCKING BRA FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK #bbuk
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#DidYouKnow Ewoks are just homeless Care Bears who lost their powers and got hooked on spice.
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Tremendous news.
🚨BREAKING: Israel has detained an SNP MP and a Greens MSP who were attempting to enter Palestine
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Me going to bed smug as fuck tonight because I got the £40 off Morrisons AND the £30 off Asda shops.
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Surely fucking NOT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Is there any #NorwichCity fans who could help me out please. My friend’s brother is terminally ill and she’s wanting to try get a signed top for his next birthday. Anyone know the best way to go about this etc? Thanks.
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Just watched the #scottpeterson new evidence documentary. Always thought he was as guilty as they come. Now I’m not so sure.
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The city is ours* is absolutely shite.
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“You’re a knuckle dragging racist” Yeah, I’d rather be labelled that than a third world pedophile protector. Don’t worry handing out leaflets should stop them from raping. The left wing really are utter scum.
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Here troops. If you have Amazon prime and have never done a Morrisons shop with them before, if you use these two codes together you can get £40 off your shopping either delivered or click and collect. I’ve just done it and it works .
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Toast has dropped yesterdays attitude and is now tactically deploying the cute attitude.
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Never be another like him. The Man. The Legend. The Gaffer. ❤️🇬🇧
💙 Today, we remember the great Walter Smith. On the fifth anniversary of his passing, we remember with immense affection one of the greatest figures in Rangers Football Club's history.
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Hello to my 2-300 new followers. You can look forward to me talking absolute shite, photos of Toast the dog, and occasional rants about Rangers. Leave your jackets at the cloakroom please, and settle in.
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Miss Vikki retweeted
I live in south lanarkshire where the Africans have four wains to our two and hang in their packs . I don't want this for my girls, we were never asked and im voting @RestoreBritain @RupertLowe10 🫡
I live in the southside of Glasgow and I’m voting for @RestoreBritain
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Update: he won
This dickhead thinks we should be out a walk. Told him I don’t fancy having to travel to Arran to collect him after one big gust. He also hates the rain so I dunno why he’s giving attitude.
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