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Joined June 2012
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SoftLifer retweeted
USB-C being standardized is among the top 5 positive things that has happened technologically in the 2020s
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Once again, my wife spent the past month Halloween-maxxing so our kids could homemade-costume-mog.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but sliced apples taste 10x better than a whole apple. It makes zero scientific sense but it’s just the truth.
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Reading before bed sounds peaceful until the book gets INTERESTING, you tell yourself ONE MORE CHAPTER, and suddenly it's 2 a.m. and your alarm is only FIVE HOURS away.
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SoftLifer retweeted
That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT.
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My dad sent me my chore list from when I was a kid.. this shit started at 8 years old… my pop was the coolest man on earth but he had hella structure & rules in the house
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SoftLifer retweeted
Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut where employees share the real reasons they quit their toxic jobs.
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SoftLifer retweeted
we are living in a boondocks episode
Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered as a potential White House press secretary. (via TMZ)
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SoftLifer retweeted
Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening
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SoftLifer retweeted
This what Dear JT sound like
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SoftLifer retweeted
I know it’s nuanced, but I often think about how a lot of my co workers went to elite schools and universities, to end up sitting next to little old me
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North West & Natalie Nunn kinda chewed.
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SoftLifer retweeted
Cheers to those of us who tried writing a book when we were younger. 🥂😭✋🏿
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My clear skin disappearing when my hairstyle gets old <<<<<<<<
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So being 30 and not having had a kid yet, I can honestly say a lot of the changes women blame on pregnancy will actually just happen regardless in your late twenties/early thirties
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SoftLifer retweeted
Thank God it’s the weekend” Me on Saturday and Sunday :
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Please normalize bed rotting on Saturday and Sunday .. you work hard all week.
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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SoftLifer retweeted
Now girl
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Being midsized is harder than being fat and skinny I understand biracial people in a way
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