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Crusts. Now hear me out. Crusts don't make your hair go curly. They give you curly hair. Eat your crusts, or you won't live to get your curly hair. Curly hair is pubes. They were telling kids, "Eat your crusts, or you'll die."
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Christianity can solve almost any Bible contradiction by adding a sentence that is not in the Bible.
Second Samuel 24 begins with Yhwh angry at Israel. Yhwh incites David to count the people. David does it, Yhwh sends a plague, and 70,000 men die (2 Samuel 24:1, 15).
Yhwh punishes Israel for the census he incited David to take.
First Chronicles 21 tells the same story again. But 1 Chronicles 21:1 says “satan” or “an adversary,” incited David.
It is the same census and the same Hebrew verb to incite, but the inciter is identified differently.
A common Christian answer is that Yhwh allowed Satan to do it. That sentence appears nowhere in either account.
Second Samuel says Yhwh incited David. First Chronicles says satan incited David.
My theology does not need any missing sentence. Yhwh is satan, so both accounts already tell the truth.
This is why what I teach sounds wrong. It contradicts the Christianity story, but it resolves the contradictions that Christianity can't, and created itself in the first place.
And this is only one example of many.
The fat is literally the best bit. That's where all the flavour is.
Nine people in ten would point at the steak on the right and call it the healthy one, and I have run out of patience with every single one of them.
The one on the right is a ribeye with the ribeye taken out. The one on the left is the animal as it was built, a cap of fat round the edge thick enough to earn the word, a seam of it between the muscles, marbling through the eye so dense it looks like frost. Fifty years ago the butcher would have charged you more for the one on the left and apologised for the one on the right.
Now the trimmed one is premium and the real one is a guilty pleasure, and the country that fell for that is the country with the diabetes clinic.
The fat is the food. A, D, E and K2 live in it and nowhere else on the plate. The flavour lives in it, which is why the right one needs a jus and the left one needs a knife. The fullness lives in it, which is why the right one has you at the fridge by nine and the left one has you forgetting breakfast. The fuel lives in it. The red is the packaging, and you have been taught to buy the packaging and tip the contents away.
And this fat, out of every fat on the counter, is the one that cannot hurt you. The cow's rumen saturated it before it reached her. It sits solid and white on the board, it does not go rancid in the pan the way the bottle of sunflower oil does, and it is the fat your great-grandmother fried everything in while heart disease was still a rarity you wrote up in a journal.
So who convinced you otherwise. A margarine firm with a heart on the lid, a 1977 guideline written by a man who never ran a trial, and forty years of magazine covers, every one of them paid by somebody with a bottle to sell. They could not sell you the fat on the left, because it comes free with the cow. So they taught you to fear it and sold you the substitute.
Half a century on, the lean one costs more, tastes of less, leaves you hungry, and gets called healthy by people who have never once asked what the fat was for.
The one on the left. Eat the edge first. Stop apologising for being right.
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🇬🇧 Former senior undercover police officer gives his opinion on the Russell Brand case…
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Scottish people are a distinct ethnic group, yes they are also White but it is more than just skin tone.
It is blood, dna, roots that reach back centuries to thousands of years, shared history, culture & heritage.
You are an African Muslim & living in Scotland does not change your ethnicity.
ABOLISH TRANS-RACIALISM
It’s WEIRD 🤡
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Scots are an ethnic group.
Can I claim to be Yoruban?
She's indulging in racist gaslighting, all designed to erase Scottish identity.
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There are some Christians out there, more than you'd think, about 100% of them actually, that believe the sociopath serial killer of the Old Testament is God the Father. That's just not true.
Moses told us Yhwh is one of God's sons in his final "instructions to stay alive under Yhwh" note that he gave the remaining Hebrews. It's in Deuteronomy 32.
Yhwh had told Moses that He and his older brother Aaron were going to die for not meeting his standards and embarrassing him - not kidding. Yhwh had already forced Moses to assist in killing and burying Aaron, so he knows the death threat is real and coming his way.
You might think Moses was spilling the beans on Yhwh, but Moses said the elder ones already knew this, and to ask them about it. It was common knowledge to those who left Egypt, but was being kept from the younger generation - one of the very purposes of the Exodus. Cultural genocide.
Jewish scribes later changed this passage to read differently, but then we found a much older Hebrew manuscript that still has the unedited evidence. Christianity will never tell you this, because they claim Yhwh as the God. Moses said different! Christianity is wrong.
The things I teach are not new, they are OLD.
Back down. Don't back down. It doesnt really matter. The majority of my people will likely never accept you as one of us. That's what actually matters.
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Ahh yes, the classic game of throwing sticks at a tree with your crippled nightmare cousin brother.
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I worked for John Lewis for 25 years, until I was sacked for personal opinions that the woke, modern John Lewis didn't agree with.
It was once a great company to work for and a true British institution.
The Christmas adverts were the highlight of the year. They captured the mood of the nation, they made us laugh and they made us cry, and everyone looked forward to the moment they were released.
This new advert says more about modern Britain than I think John Lewis intended. It captures entitlement and woke madness gone overboard. It captures zero discipline, no boundaries and no respect for the elderly.
The one thing this advert captures perfectly is how far this country has fallen.
That's my take, as someone who gave that company 25 years.
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If you tolerate Islam, Islam will grow.
When Islam grows, it will not tolerate you.
If you agree with me, repost this!
This us like sex. Sex where you're forced to stop just before you get to the good bit. I expected him to light up like a Christmas tree. It never happened.
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It’s time to start saying openly “racist” things. You either fight for your people on the basis of race or you watch your children be subdued by third world mongrels. There is no other option.
