The worst thing that has ever happened to me, are Amazon ads. My wish list is so frikkin extensive

LETS GO PEN!! @shondarhimes

The Scorpio slander was unnecessary

I don’t care what y’all think about me lol

Rewatching Chicago PD before I start the new season … and once again, I really hope @LaRoyceHawkins is having a great day.

Now @ABCNetwork I love y’all, but WHO is doing the wardrobe on Will Trent?

The Key Bridge in Bmore collapsed. Man y’all be safe out there.

Also, hey y’all. What’s good?

Hi. If someone is hiring for FOH Manager in the DMV, can you all please answer my emails? I have 15 yrs experience at EVERY post.

Watching True Blood again (as I read the books)…and I’m STILL mad Jason didn’t turn into a WerePanther.

Oh hell no.

Am I hungry, or do I just have anxiety?

Ice Spice looks so annoyed up there with Taylor

Now why they send Jermaine Dupri out there with them church socks on?

… now I’m just being nosey. “Hmm. They didnt push that special did they?” … “covers a little light on Mondays aint it?”

This is a reminder for restaurant GMs. Please take your past employees out of your email threads. I have been getting sales reports EVERY morning for a restaurant I haven’t worked at in 2yrs

How dope is this? #AggiePride instagram.com/p/C271H0dMLJh/…

I put some perm rods in my hair and they turned out really nice. It wasn't until I looked in the mirror just now, that I realized, I look like Mother Gothel.

#WheresJerry?