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STATLER: Vincent Price is the most wonderfully scary actor since Thudge McGerk. WALDORF: Heh! Thudge McGerk, I'll never forget him, His last film was Phantom of the Soap Opera.
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GHOST 1: Why don't we stop and have a drink? GHOST 2: We can't. GHOST 1: Why not? GHOST 2: They don't serve spirits here.
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"...Paul [Williams] and I decided that not every song can be a snappy two-step number. This was a chance to do a modern-day Disney type of thing, with a waltz, and a snappy two-step number, and music of different styles..." Happy Birthday, Kenneth Ascher!
Kenneth Ascher, wearing large eyeglasses and a white button-down shirt with vertical dark stripes, stands next to Jim Henson and Paul Williams. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Kenneth Ascher, wearing large eyeglasses and a white button-down shirt with vertical dark stripes, stands next to Jim Henson and Paul Williams. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

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GHOST 1: I'm going into the moving business. GHOST 2: Really? Locally? GHOST 1: No, ghost to ghost.
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UNCLE DEADLY: We're in trouble. VINCENT PRICE: Yes. FOZZIE BEAR: Why's that? UNCLE DEADLY: Because every night at the stroke of midnight, the master turns into a screaming, maniacal, demonic, raging, blood-lusting animal! PRICE: And then I get mean.
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GAUZEY THE HATBOX GHOST: Don't you have anything better to do than boo me? STATLER: We're ghosts. WALDORF: Yeah, booing comes with the territory!
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SCOOTER: Alice Cooper? Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Cooper. ALICE COOPER: Ready whenever you say, Scooter. SCOOTER: Uh, sir, I think there's something you should know. COOPER: Yes? SCOOTER: These monsters aren't ours. COOPER: I know. They're mine.
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KERMIT: Uh-oh, it must be time for the ghost story. Is anybody else around? Uh, Bean, is that you? I hate this part.
In a scene from "The Jim Henson Hour," a monstrous-looking hand reaches out of a television set to grab Kermit. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT In a scene from "The Jim Henson Hour," a monstrous-looking hand reaches out of a television set to grab Kermit. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

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DOMINIC BADGUY: I'm glad to say the Spanish reviewers disagree with you as well, Walter. They loved us. Five out of five jamon serranos. WALTER: Whoa, those reviews really came out fast. PEPE: And "Citizen Kane" only got four jamon serranos.
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BILLY JO DUMPSTER: But very soon the world will be ours, fellow baggies! The garb age! Our lives are no longer a waste of time, 'cause this is the time of waste! DIGIT: Kermit, the garbage is revolting. BEAN BUNNY: Don't go for the cheap ones, Kermit.
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FOZZIE BEAR: "How soon can you get film developed around here," he said. And I say to him "Someday, your prints will come." Get it? Prints? Film? That's what we call a Disney joke. STATLER: No, that's what we call a dismal joke!
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TAMINELLA GRINDERFALL: Sweetums, you old bunnykins. Do you like the froggy? SWEETUMS: Oh yes! Yes! Bunnykins like frog. TAMINELLA GRINDERFALL: Why don't you keep him? He could be your pet. Your friend. Your-- SWEETUMS: Breakfast!
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BOY: No matter what you saw on TV, with all those "ughs" and "me want-ums," I'm telling you Indians don't talk like that. CHILDREN: Oh yeah? Well, how do you know? BOY: I'm an Indian. Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day, Muppet fans!
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"Big Bird could be a dinosaur if all dinosaurs were six years old and yellow." Happy Birthday, Artie Esposito!
Artie Esposito, wearing a black t-shirt and gold necklace, poses close to Kermit the Frog. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Artie Esposito, wearing a black t-shirt and gold necklace, poses close to Kermit the Frog. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

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GONZO: Art! Art! Art! KERMIT: Out! Out! Out! Attending New York Comic Con? Join us TODAY at 5:15 PM for this year's edition of The Muppet Art Challenge! It's going down in Hall 1E: Community Stage! Be there or be abstract!
A fuzzy hand draws Kermit the Frog with a smiling pencil, with the following text: ToughPigs, the unofficial Muppet fan site, presents The Muppet Art Challenge. Live Art! Unpredictable Prompts! Prizes and Giveaways! Celebrating the Muppets, Sesame Street, and Jim Henson! Friday, October 9 5:15 - 6:00 PM Hall 1E: Community Stage

ALT A fuzzy hand draws Kermit the Frog with a smiling pencil, with the following text: ToughPigs, the unofficial Muppet fan site, presents The Muppet Art Challenge. Live Art! Unpredictable Prompts! Prizes and Giveaways! Celebrating the Muppets, Sesame Street, and Jim Henson! Friday, October 9 5:15 - 6:00 PM Hall 1E: Community Stage

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CLIFFORD: Here's something for all you eggheads in the audience. EGGMAN #1: Egg-cellent! EGGMAN #2: Oh, there you go with the same old yolks! EGGMAN #1: Well, you told me to come out of my shell.
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FOZZIE BEAR: Hey, look, guys, I paid a lot of money for this new act and I want to see if it's good, okay? STATLER: Could it possibly be good? WALDORF: Could it possibly be worse?
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"Caroll [Spinney] held a workshop/audition with a few of the Sesame Street puppeteers... He shook my hand and said, 'You know, your last name means ‘bird’ in German, this might be the job for you.'" Happy Birthday, Matt Vogel!
Matt Vogel. wearing a blue button-down shirt, poses next to Big Bird and behind Count von Count on a white background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Matt Vogel. wearing a blue button-down shirt, poses next to Big Bird and behind Count von Count on a white background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

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KERMIT: Oh, hi there, Bobo. Listen, is Cindy Crawford here yet? BOBO: Pretty. KERMIT: I'll take that as a yes.
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"I think TV is like fire. It's good when it keeps you warm and bad if it burns your house down." Happy Birthday, Loretta Long!
Loretta Young, wearing a turtleneck and jacket, smiles in a black-and-white photograph. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Loretta Young, wearing a turtleneck and jacket, smiles in a black-and-white photograph. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

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