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What could it be? It's a mirage. You're scheming on a thing that's sabotage!

Central Scotland
Joined June 2011
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Lamine Yamal delivered a goal and an assist as Barcelona's youngest ever captain 💪
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Correct WiFi password 🛜 #RANJAG #UEL
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‘Ten Over Ten’, the first single from our upcoming album is out now. royalblood.lnk.to/TenOverTen
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Excited for the big 'once-in-27-years-event' today. Not the solar eclipse, Celtic signing quality players before a European deadline.
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⚠️⚠️ Amber weather warning issued ⚠️⚠️ Extreme heat across eastern parts of England Thursday 0900 – 2359 Latest info 👉 bit.ly/WxWarning Stay #WeatherAware ⚠️
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Derek McInnes hasn’t won a competitive game outside of Edinburgh since January.
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Ahead of England’s next World Cup match, a certain cohort of Scottish people are suddenly feeling very Norwegian… 18+ GambleAware
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Only two nations in World Cup history have been eliminated on a tiebreak more than once. Scotland have now managed it four times, and remain the nation with the most World Cup appearances (9) without ever getting beyond the group stage.
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An exceptional heatwave is developing this week with record-breaking June temperatures highly likely, particularly for England and Wales 🌡️ Following the heat in May 2026, it would be the first time since 1911 that two consecutive months have observed record temperatures
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As we head for Miami, we want to say a heartfelt thank you to the city & people of Boston. You’ve made us feel more than welcome in the time we’ve spent with you; you’ve made us feel part of your incredible city. Thank you for your generosity and your wonderful hospitality. 💙

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😂😂😂😂😂
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My wife has left me for the Milkman but the good news is that the big telly is still logged on to her Netflix account 👍🏼
Hearts will be entitled to a large percentage of the World Cup money from Lawrence Shankland being away with Scotland. Split between clubs the player has been at for the last three years. A small consolation considering the circumstances and clause.
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All those “big” “football” accounts trying to say Maeda’s goal was offside? They are NOT being stupid. They KNOW it’s a proper goal. But they all have paid for blue ticks. It’s all the usual engagement farming shite on here. Don’t fall for it.
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Imagine thinking Andrew Dallas and John Beaton of all people have conspired to give Celtic a penalty. Like saying Ian Paisley wanted a united Ireland.
Tell you something this is embarrassing for Celtic. Imagine having to cheat in a league when you’ve had no competition for years 🤣 1 bit of competition and they’re being given every decision under the sun 😂
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📋 Team news from the Capital #HIBCEL | #CelticFC🍀
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Daizen Maeda 🇯🇵 v Falkirk (25/04/26)
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18-year-old Jacob Devaney registered more forward passes for St Mirren than Celtic's three starting midfielders combined on Saturday. Martin O'Neill will have to find different midfield solutions when the two teams meet again this weekend. Analysis 🔗 celticway.co.uk/tactics/2601…
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It will be wild if Hearts win the Premiership, given we've not had a winner outside Glasgow in over 40 years. It will be wild if Rangers win the Premiership, given they only won 1 of their opening 7 games of the season and they have only won 53% of their league games to date with just 8 left to play. It will be wild if Celtic win the Premiership, given they've lost 7 times already this season, have changed manager 3 times, and had two utter clusterfuck transfer windows. It will be wild if Celtic land the double, given all of the above and the fact they won a quarter final despite not registering a single shot on target. It will be wild if St.Mirren win a major trophy, or even two, but still manage to get themselves relegated. It will be wild that Steven Pressley has outlasted the manager of Celtic (twice), Rangers, Aberdeen, St.Mirren, Kilmarnock and Livingston this season. It's wild that with 8 games to play Motherwell have the best defensive record in the Premiership and have lost the same number of games as the league leaders. It's wild that 3 of Hearts 5 defeats this season have come against the teams currently sitting 9th, 10th and 11th in the league. It's wild that Livingston won their 2nd game of the season and in the middle of March, 28 games later, they are still waiting on their next victory. It's Scottish football. And it is indeed, wild.
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The winner of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize is threatening Iran's National Soccer Team ahead of the FIFA World Cup.
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