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#1 Dad

@MurraySharod

An uneducated opinion is unfair to whoever has to hear it

 Dallas, TX
Joined April 2020
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Got one in the chamber but it ain’t no secret
G R E E D 🦠 (@Brandongreeed) profile pictureG R E E D 🦠@Brandongreeed25 Oct 2023
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@_312DARIUSNov 6
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Bookie Metts  (@Bookie_Metts50) profile pictureBookie Metts 
@Bookie_Metts50Nov 5
She unblocked me at 12 am just to send this 😭
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@yonces_plasticNov 5
.@NICKIMINAJ
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they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
The Hormuz Report (@HormuzReport) profile pictureThe Hormuz Report
@HormuzReportNov 4
BREAKING: Donald Trump and his top White House aides are reportedly preparing to directly blame Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for the Republican midterm defeat, along with military commanders who pushed for war with Iran, per CNN and CBS News. “Trump, always one to crowdsource an opinion, has asked allies about their thoughts on Hegseth’s performance of late,” sources told CNN. CBS News also reports that Trump believes the election results would have been entirely different without the Iran war. Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine and CENTCOM commander Gen. Brad Cooper are also reportedly facing scrutiny as Trump looks for someone to blame for the Republican midterm defeat.
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and that’s why his name is Courage
AKT (@Aloo_Ki_Tikki) profile pictureAKT@Aloo_Ki_TikkiNov 3
Courage would cry his eyeballs out then immediately come back wit the blick
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coach@Goon_Donovan23Nov 4
they gonna be showing these type of tweets on Fox News tomorrow 😭😭😭😭😭
M1das (@M1das_OW2) profile pictureM1das
@M1das_OW2Nov 4
WE TURNING THAT BALL ROOM INTO A MOSQUE
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Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerNov 4
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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How many hoes in the room
Zeeti (@DJZeeti) profile pictureZeeti
@DJZeetiNov 3
How many pushups can you do straight without stopping ?
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
La Soule (@okmeaux) profile pictureLa Soule@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Brother stop whatever it is you are doing
Hood Dexter (@xinpain00) profile pictureHood Dexter@xinpain00Nov 2
cousins arent incest right?
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Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiNov 3
JUST IN: Trump says US is stopping $4 billion aid to Israel
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Nigga ain't you dead too?
Stan Lee (@TheRealStanLee) profile pictureStan Lee
@TheRealStanLeeOct 29
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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The average black child has eaten more spaghetti than an Italian man
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🤷‍♀️ (@ImLitAsfk) profile picture🤷‍♀️@ImLitAsfkOct 28
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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Hate him or hate him…. That mf can be HILARIOUS
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USOct 25
TRUMP: "I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss."
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here damn
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Power of Dixieland (@PwrofDixieland) profile picturePower of Dixieland
@PwrofDixielandOct 24
“It’s okay for the LSU db to push the Auburn receiver as the ball is in the air as long as the db gets his head around.” — @GregMcElroy (and I’m paraphrasing but this was clear PI)
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ORENTHAL JAMES SIMPSON
Emmit Douglas (@emmitonair) profile pictureEmmit Douglas
@emmitonairOct 23
Barry Sanders, Reggie Bush and Herschel Walker aren’t available. You need 200 rushing yards to win a national championship. Which college running back are you trusting?
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Watching it live… I couldn’t even be mad
Underdog CFB (@UnderdogCFB) profile pictureUnderdog CFB
@UnderdogCFBOct 23
16 years ago today, Auburn QB Cam Newton pulled out one of the greatest runs of his college career against LSU.
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Ari🦋✨ (@Ariszn12) profile picture
Ari🦋✨
@Ariszn12Oct 22
Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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