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You can't Bury Your Gays anymore, so you just, what, Resurrect them instead? @itvcorrie #Swarla #buryyourgays

I think I'm starting to look forward to Soap Podcasts nearly as much as I like the actual soaps. New level of Dork Unlocked. Kudos to the ever reliably nerdy @E20AfterDark You. Are. Brill.

It's like someone has delivered my entire dream UK soap line up recently. And now add to it all BROOKSIDE?!?? Wowzer.

I think today might be one of the best collective days of soap storylines in many a year. Soaps are thriving and long may it continue #Corrie #Emmerdale #Eastenders #robron #katslater #swarla

"No one watches Soaps anymore"... Top 10 trending for an early release? Completed it mate. #Corrie #Swarla

Please 4g on the train to London DON'T FORSAKE ME at 7am. #Swarla

Couldn't afford the Royalties for Cameo's Candy I'm guessing?!? #Eastenders

My first evening back from Summer ollerdays will be very much this tonight... You ain't my muvvvvaaaaa #EastEnders

Absolutely KNEW he was still alive (maybe). The DULLEST SERIAL KILLER (doesn't) strike again. #Emmerdale

So he uses an actual Bow and arrow to (maybe) kill this time, and yet he's still THE DULLEST SERIAL KILLER ever to appear in a soap?! #Emmerdale

Having guessed the exact length of #Swarla screen time on Mon and Weds Corrie, I'm going for Friday hat trick. Good to know all those years of rewatching VHS clips of Neighbours in the 90s and understanding scene lengths and story share is coming in handy. Man, I'm a dork

As a casual observer who likes her music, can someone explain, is Taylor Swift's album being released tomorrow and what time? Or is she just making an announcement tomorrow? God I'm too old

I do wish ITVs advertising demographic data didn't want to sell me stuff for Diarrhoea FML #Emmerdale

Who on EARTH is buying Nicola Sturgeon's book?! #ITV

ARE THE SOAPS TRYING TO FINISH US?! What a 6 am start on a Monday... #sukeve #swarla

Is there absolutely no nuance to the arrests yesterday? Are we really so Draconian that we're arresting people for words on placards indiscriminately? Seems absolutely terrifying to me. Whatever view you hold. Are you not even allowed to hold it?

The lady on the Specsavers advert needs some sort of couples therapy. She does not trust Barry at all. Poor Barry. #Emmerdale

People are arguing over who's better ship on socials. Meanwhile me, a geriatric millenial, am just delighted it's more than Anna Friel giving ONE girl a peck on the lips as the main source of queer content on soaps for an entire decade. #swarla #vanity #sukeve #emmerdale #corrie

It really saddens me that the telly I watch (Coronation Street) thinks I'm so old, they should sell me incontinence pads. FML #Corrie

You know you're in far too deep with a soap ship when you're researching in advance, how to watch a marriage proposal whilst surrounded by Elephants and Lions on an African Safari. It's all too much. #Swarla #Corrie