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Software Engineer, formerly @theHiveMC — Still goes on cruises.

London, England
Joined December 2015
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why they taxi tho
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43 days into world cruise: no one can convince me cruising isn’t one of the best ways to explore the world
Sorry, but no one can convince me flying across the Atlantic is better than sailing across it
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And it still can't run the Minecraft Java server jar at 20TPS with more than 5 players.
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Maybe a bit of a long shot, but is there anyone who follows me who's great with Grafana & Flux? Quick (maybe) and paid work for anyone who does.
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Today’s work view ☀️
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Still cruising! Back on @cunardline’s Queen Anne for the next 3 weeks. (We enjoyed the maiden voyage so much we had to come back!) En route to Barcelona from Vigo 🌅
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Within 30 minutes of buying my ticket, @GWRHelp seems to be the biggest waste of £300 for a “first class” ticket! The train not having the carriage my seat reservation in must mean I’m not first class according to an on-train employee!
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And the ticket conductor can’t even be bothered to print off a ticket for me because my phone is running low on battery. Simple response though, “no!” So far my £300 has gotten me a seat and a “free” can of coke. Crazy!
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Didn’t know they made them for elephants.
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On the Maiden Voyage of @cunardline’s Queen Anne this week. Absolutely fantastic so far, and after 7 years of waiting, 2 years after the initial booking, I can say it was well worth the wait!
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Picked up this fella a week and a half ago... great to see he's made himself right at home
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i actually love bro
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Mercedes already trialing the W15 outside my apartment #F1
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i am the bitcoin
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Oh the irony…
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Hey @JustEatUK — it’d be great if you could fix the notifications that the driver is on the way, that way I’d know to pickup a call from a random number 👍 And now because I didn’t pickup one time, and my call attempts were ignored, I’ve had to reorder the food 😂
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