gee dang it I'm the gatdam mvp excited for vikings football
Toronto, Ontario
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We can all agree that Larry the cucumber is the silly song goat, but you gotta recognize Mr lunt as an all time great. 2nd and 4th spots in the top 10 silly songs countdown, one being a solo in his rookie year. Unheard of numbers in the larry era
I haven't posted here in a while but just letting yall know that im basically giving up all my phone apps (outside of ff, texting, calling, and email). So it was nice knowing yall. Met some great folks here. And if you see me at a vikings game, yall know how I look; come say hi!
And if yall dont know now you do
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While going through storage and old memory things I found out I had a Yankees Giambi jersey AND a man u jersey as a 7 year old. I really could have gone down the path of most hated twitter account of all time thank god that never caught on
For the very first time in my life I just used duct tape on an air duct. Feel like i just unlocked an achievement of some sort
Mylo lore update:
When I was 10 my brother and I were playing wiffel ball in the yard as my parents were getting ready to leave for a date. Before they had even opened the garage door, I had a line drive off a window so hard that it shattered glass
Luckily it turns out insurance is a thing and it paid for the window and my parents were honestly not that upset, more just proud that their son could hit a wiffel ball that hard. They probably thought their kid could get paid to play baseball professionally after that lol
My daughtwrs competing in the halftime baby race today at the Lynx game but i just found out its against Chicago so lol
Ok yall poll time.
Wife and I discussing this and I think she's right but I didnt originally agree so.
Pretend You live in the red house. Which is your "block?" Blue? Or green? Or other?
We're playing a little late in champlin tonight, but nonetheless! Twitch.tv/wernburner
Twins babysat
Babycakes at 7:30! Its Tuesday night baseball!
You think the original Gatorade was lemon flavored or did they straight up just give college kids sugar water and hoped it somehow hydrated them