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post-soviet hellhole 🇱🇹
Joined September 2012
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i think twitter somehow sensed im almost 27 and single and is trying to hook me up with japanese women
my feed, out of nowhere, is suddenly filled japanese women filling out girlfriend applications, entering in their age, location, height, bodytype, job, etc
i dont know why
whenever i see this image i immediately think of that one tweet captioned something like "my fat worthless chud son that i hate when he gets a win in fortnite" and start giggling hysterically
Watching my 17 year old (almost 90 in human years) cat getting playful and running around feels like this
Video game content creators be like "we found lost and cut content for this game!"
Meanwhile the only lost and cut content im looking for is my foreskin
"If you wake up early on a regular basis - you will eventually get used to it and it will become easier"
How i felt waking up early every day for 15 years during school/college:
Man are we gonna have another global pandemic or not
We had that hentai virus scare a while ago and nothing happened
Make up your mind bruh
First human case of Shamonda virus detected in France, officials say bbc.in/4sgyJuO
im so fucking brainrotted bro i was re-vising some childhood games and one of them had the name "Beauty and The Beast" in them
my dumb fucking ass naturally read it as "Beauty and Mr Beast" and i cant stop fucking laughing at myself
I fucking hate modern twitter so much
I looked in the comments hoping to find the name of the movie, but all it is is fucking bots and bots and BOTS AND BOTS AND
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE ELONGATED MUSKET FOR MONETIZING THIS HELLHOLE AND TURNING IT INTO THE DEAD INTERNET THEORY
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it is with a heavy heart that i announce that visegrad and me have broken up and are no longer oomfs :C
