✍🏽 Name: N.A. Gabriel-Strong; indie author of the Dakota series📚Writing some of the wildest dark fantasy books you'll ever read 💫 Junglist & sports buff 🥁

United States
Joined November 2018
Replying to @NAGabrielStrong
Filling out the timeline, one entry at a time.
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Marketing is a ponzi scheme because I don’t understand it
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We already have the largest, most complex open-world RPG ever created on any console. And it’s called life.
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🥁Vantablack Echo🥁/ 🖊NAGS📚 retweeted
What a fucking asshole. I'd beat his ass in the locker room.
Longest goal in football history, cancelled by one unnecessary touch.
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Like is it not creepy that everything is using the same text, and the same graphic style, and that people are being advertised food that technically doesn’t exist, and they’re buying off of images so perfect that it’s rubbery-looking and just eating it, or am I overthinking this
All the restaurants around me are using AI graphics for their food menus and everyone is just going along with it like it was always that way or they just aren’t noticing or just don’t care
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🥁Vantablack Echo🥁/ 🖊NAGS📚 retweeted
Teens are telling their therapists they don’t believe there will be a world left for them when they grow up My family therapist told me therapists are talking about this with each other because none of them know what to say I can’t stop thinking about that
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All the restaurants around me are using AI graphics for their food menus and everyone is just going along with it like it was always that way or they just aren’t noticing or just don’t care
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They’re putting ADS in the FORTUNE COOKIES
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Why does Mrs. Puff have a photo of herself beside her front door of her coming into her front door beside a photo of herself coming into her front door
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When you’re writing your late-game chapters ~90% of the way into the book and implement a minor character-quirk idea there that makes you go alter earlier chapters and those quick edits inadvertently lead to new consistency details that deepen the plot and worldbuilding for free
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WTF is Madison Beer doing to Justin Herbert
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🥁Vantablack Echo🥁/ 🖊NAGS📚 retweeted
The #49ers have dedicated C. Kirk to return from injury, per source. Please god.
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I did not realize the paperback version of my most recent book was on sale and never got any notification of such. Is this normal, Amazon?
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Life is just the most unfair thing. Here one minute, and then gone the next. And you never know when.
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Those Looney Tunes with Foghorn Leghorn and that barn dog were the absolute best ones of them all because I swear those two were going at it for no f’kin reason other than just for the love of the game.
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Like they’re throwing hands unprovoked, outta nowhere. Nobody’s hungry, nobody’s hunting, nobody’s tryna capture or dispatch somebody. MFs was just hating because they could 😭 And then that lil chickenhawk dude was making it 3-way chaos too 😭😭
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Very objectively scientific tier list on NFL teams ranking how much aura they do or don’t have
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Why are fridges and freezers connected to the internet What is the benefit of causing mass food spoilages Why with all of your hacking powers would you ever decide to attack food supply unless you’re a juvenile prankster or a terrørest
Hundreds of French supermarkets were hit by a cyberattack that caused fridges and freezers to heat up to 122°F Stores had to dump spoiled food due to health risks
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🥁Vantablack Echo🥁/ 🖊NAGS📚 retweeted
Conservative parents decry tonight’s premiere SpongeBob SquarePants episode “Squid on Strike” for including “communist imagery and messaging.”
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