@NBABabySecret

Im the NBA baby, yeah yeah

Joined June 2022
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Exited my fan brain torture chamber to write (what I hope) was a more objective analysis of the Giannis saga, pending Jaylen trade, and what to expect moving forward. medium.com/@shnts11/the-star…

The Start of Act Three

I, like so many other Celtics fans this week, have been having a bit of a meltdown since news broke on Monday that they Celtics had been…

shnts11.medium.com
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antifa🔻girlfriend
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too late, i have already depicted myself as 6 orderly barn owls and you as 4 shambolic kestrels
Alan Ball@alanball10126 Jun 2025
Its the poorest year for owls this year, due to lack of food, and I have ringed only a hundred of each of Barn Owls and Kestrels. So a big surprise on the Humber Bank to find 6 Barn Owl and 4 Kestrel chicks in the same nestbox ...and with uneaten prey items too!
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🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngle10h
Being a woman is so hard
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump19 Jun 2013
The Miami Heat is getting it's ass kicked - they better start playing or it will be a long Summer for them.
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LazerPig@PigLazerOct 26
Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.
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Sarrah Bellus
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Mayor Zohran Mamdani meets Pickles the seal in Coney Island today 🦭 The Mamdani administration invested $2M to renovate the Sea Cliffs exhibit at the New York Aquarium, highlighting marine mammals and seabirds
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Subscribe to the You Know Ball Patreon@TrillBroDude2h
As everyone knows I was a huge Yaxel fan in the draft and I actually think he is one of the few upperclassmen who didn't fall because of his age. He fell after his interviews with teams because he is a real life Connor O'Malley character. Total demon.
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I know I’m doing Lucy with the football, but I’ve been really encouraged by what I’ve seen from Paul George. The Celtics are still too reliant on JT for almost all their reliable offense, but I feel a lot better about them dispatching their 1st round opponent/they’ve got a shot
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I always knew they would print regular season wins, but healthy PG would give them at least a little stability so they wouldn’t have the same meltdown they did last year. Moving Derrick White to #4 on offense rather than #2 was badly needed (respectfully)
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There’s too many good teams in the East and they probably have a series where they go cold, but they could absolutely go toe to toe with the Sixers-Pistons-Knicks etc (I think that’s the top 4)
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Craigory Smith, The Athletic@CraigorySmith5h
Clothes-Minded Individual@NBABabySecret6h
Good morning!
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I understand everyone wants to pour dirt on the Heat, but Giannis always misses a little time. Once he’s back, I’m sure they will get right. *touches ear*
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one cat one car@macheezay15h
at first i was struck by his eloquence, then by his vulnerability and candor.
patty bibi@pattybibi88Oct 25
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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Good morning!
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iris 🖤@irisketball15h
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Also had this one
Clothes-Minded Individual@NBABabySecretMay 6
Explaining that, while I *have* been shot down 16 straight times by women, the *shot quality* correlates to having 4 girlfriends on average.
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Björqvist - Jespertine@CarrotFollower20h
Handsome B. Charming tweet
Jonathan D. Miller@JDM4NC23h
I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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brian@brianonhere16h
Your husband smacks your butt as you unplug the crock pot full of buffalo dip
Nate@n8gallagher21h
It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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Kai
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I really like how pleased he looks, fujoshi mode
Politics For You
@PoliticoForYouOct 26
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Two straight conservative men forced to kiss as Lula begins rolling out terrifying left-wing agenda in Brazil.
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