amari.

What? It's a beautiful picture of an expecting husband and Godzilla!

😔

Silence. Let me have what's in your pockets!

Sleep darts @HebridianHealer to loot his pockets.

Who let you in here?

Sojourn? Joining Talon right in front of my salad? How dare you. Come here so I can sleep dart you. >:(

Gabe once came into my office with a bow on his belt and told me he had a surprise for me. I asked if it was the Subaru I needed to hit Doomfist with to defeat him once and for all. It was not. I did not walk for two days afterwards. Good times.

// sitting here thinking about Cassidy rubbing his nipples casually as he's watching TV or something and Ana swoops in, darts him, and puts a shirt back onto him

That's not what the gauntlets GPS said.

[ Farts. ]

You are a mighty cock, Handzo.

They turned me into a robot because my ass was too fat.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary You won't get me that easily >:(

I'll come out and say it... I'm attractive even as a Null Sector.

Where is Gabe he knows the Google