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Member of NEST. Sole creator of G, if other people are saying they made it, they are a liar.(Parody/RP Account) (Icon by my IRL Husband (vesseldraws on Tumblr))

MDNI🔞| Profic/Proship
Joined July 2026
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" It's sheer perfection... My precious G-virus, no one will ever take you away from me! " MDNI! | Very anti censorship | Writer is 23 #RERP
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Re: Re: Regarding Laura This request is acceptable. We will see to it that Laura will be fitted with such a device. You will receive the controls for it before her return. “Our Business is Life Itself!” -Umbrella HQ
Re: Regarding Laura. All I ask is as a perhaps something to keep h̶i̶s̶ her hands to herself. Would it be too much to have a sort of shocking system installed for a week? A collar of some sort? W.B.
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Re: Regarding Laura. All I ask is as a perhaps something to keep h̶i̶s̶ her hands to herself. Would it be too much to have a sort of shocking system installed for a week? A collar of some sort? W.B.
<{☣︎}> Notice to Umbrella staff: After rigorous testing, Laura Wesker has been cleared continue working. She will return to her standard position, after disciplinary action has been decided by @NESTNightOwl . Regard Laura with caution, and alert anyone if she acts up again.
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This is William after he ATE all the G-virus samples (even the ones on the floor). Biblical greed, indeed.
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The NEST is now mandating everyone having their pronouns on their badges, having septum piercings and blue hair. We will stop research on G-Virus and make our brand new Gender-Virus.
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William being upsetti and he makes it Albert/Annette's immediate responsibility to comfort his sensitive ass
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Tmw sherry cries, William turns into a Karen and makes it the whole HOA'S problem
Sherry is scared of the animatronics outside of people's houses. I feel bad for her but she still wants to continue trick or treating.
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Sherry is scared of the animatronics outside of people's houses. I feel bad for her but she still wants to continue trick or treating.
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William if he used Albert's skincare and followed his styling, diet, and exercise routine.... Dare I say RE5 William AU?
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<{☣︎}> Notice to all Umbrella personnel: Laura Wesker has been detained and is being held in one of the lab cells following an unprovoked assault of another employee. She is currently being tested for viral exposure and undergoing a psych eval.
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Getting concerned that Red hasn't made it home on time and isn't answering his phone
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‼️TW: Implied/Referenced Suicide‼️ Quick canon compliant Red/Leon fic while ao3 is down :3
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William has finally come out of his office after stewing and trying to work on his research, heading straight towards the main area to grab a cup of coffee he made himself.
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<{☣︎}> It’s not enough, I need to kill William
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Desperately trying to avoid William Birkin at all costs. Hiding round corners, ducking behind desks. Ryker can't deal with the humiliation he feels.
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Standing in the lab, mess everywhere. He doesn't even know where to start clearing any of this up
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Finally coming out of his lab, he starts to look around for anyone he might bump into. Once the coast was clear, Will starts to head towards @TheOriginalRed9's and @RyRykerRP's lab. Opening the door and upon seeing them not in their posts, Will immediately starts to ruin the
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lab. He made sure that the cameras were off this time, knocking over empty test tubes and scattering some of their papers. He does manage to steal some of Atriac's notes from Red's table, pocketing them as he starts to head out, leaving the lab in total disarray.
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William has stayed in his lab all day and doesn't seem to be coming out anytime soon. He was muttering to himself a series of curses as he chews on his pen, almost sounding like he's trying to put a curse on Red.
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