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Trade! The #Vikings are trading QB Sam Howell to the #Eagles, per me and @TomPelissero. It’s a 5th in 2026 and 7th in 2027 to MIN, while PHI Howell and 6th in 2026. Minnesota, which recently hosted Carson Wentz on a visit, now has a QB opening. And Philly gets more QB depth.
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🚨 De'Von Achane is expected to return to practice before the season opener, per Mike McDaniel #PhinsUp
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Saw this, thought it explained everything well
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Buccaneers waive S Shilo Sanders. (via @tompelissero)
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📊 Malik Washington in his two pre-season games: ➖ 7 targets ➖ 7 receptions ➖ 59 receiving yards ➖ 1 carry ➖ 6 rushing yards 78% of Tua Tagovailoa's completed throws this pre-season were to Malik Washington. Washington is primed for a big role this season. #PhinsUp
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Here is another angle of the Shilo Sanders ejection. You can see Zach Davidson climb to the facemask, which is what Todd Bowles was arguing to the refs afterwards.
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us mentally recovering from watching that finish
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and my emotionally unstable relationship with the buffalo bills is back
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NFL script writers tonight
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Live look at Jets fans
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Everyone had the Chiefs, Bengals and Bills losing…right?
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RT @_MLFootball: HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS CRAZY: A WALK-OFF PUNT RETURN TOUCHDOWN FROM XAVIER GIPSON!!!
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Football fans getting overtime in the final game of Week 1 🍿
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Has anyone tried unplugging Josh and plugging him back in? 😅
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Worth a call if your the Jets. Sometimes you have to go backwards to go forwards
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Josh Allen’s favorite target tonight: Jordan Whitehead
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Jordan Whitehead seeing Josh Allen throw his way tonight
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I want to see the media destroy Josh Allen tomorrow. This is ridiculous.
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I’ll be the first to say it: Josh Allen has had the worse night of any QB in this game
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Josh Allen has 4 turnovers tonight 😬
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