I have a flip phone. I also perform comedy at @iochicago, @ComedySportzChi, @LOLtheater, and @the_playground.
Chicago, IL
Joined July 2014
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I want a Coach Taylor alarm clock that wakes me up by saying, "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't snooze."
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you should be able to send steve kornacki sponsor gifts like in the hunger games
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WOW. Pete went on @jubileemedia and spoke with 25 undecided voters.
He's going everywhere for @KamalaHarris's campaign. This is the best thing you'll watch today.
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Who is this diva? nitter.gq/Datelinefam/status/185…
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Here's my message to young people: you wouldn't let a bunch of old people decide what music you're going to listen to or what clothes you're going to wear – so don't let them decide your future.
Make a plan to vote today: IWillVote.com/Obama
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Liberty owner Clara Wu Tsai on the franchise’s first WNBA championship:
“When we bought the team four years ago, they were playing at Westchester County Center to a crowd of 2000. And the first thing we wanted to do was bring the team to Barclays Center so that they could have a bigger stage. And then we wanted to give them facilities and performance and nutrition and everything that they deserved, because they’re such elite professional athletes.”
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My story of Olympic spirit from Athletics on Saturday.
I sat by a lovely man from Australia. He kept pulling out new flags from his bag & waving them. I asked him about it,
“I bring the 9 smallest nations flags with me as they won’t have many people in the stands” 🥹
#Paris2024
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Just how dominant were Shamier Little, Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone, Gabby Thomas and Alexis Holmes? 🇺🇸
This was their lead on the final lap en route to an American record and Olympic gold in the women's 4x400 relay 😱
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CNN: Harris chooses Walz
Fox News: Walz selected as Harris running mate
NYT: Walz chosen over Shapiro
NBC Boston: Kamala Harris selects Tim Walz, governor of Minnesota, the home of the Timberwolves, who traded Kevin Garnett to the Celtics in 2007 ahead of 2008 NBA title win
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If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important
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Don't forget to give yourself sun, water, and all the time and space you need to grow! 🌻🌻
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Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.
Our wonderful, loving friend Chris had an awful apartment fire over the weekend. Please donate if you would like to help!💛
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TEN THINGS ABOUT HOW TO FORMAT A SCRIPT. Based on questions I get after screenwriter twitter has a debate about em-dashes or whatever. (Which is charming. That’s not a criticism.)
Here is what works for me and works for scripts I read when I am hiring.
