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This is the kind of content I need to keep somewhere safe for when I try and explain #Beckxit to the future kids

LinkedIn Wrapped

Holding back tears in the office kitchen after they've reinstated Krave to the cereal roster

Beardless Mateta is actually really distressing

Looking for Helena sympathy when she laughed off every woman who warned her #LoveIsland

Harry pretending like he understands the concept of talking to one woman at a time #LoveIsland

Solved. X = Harrison. Next level wickedness #LoveIsland

Trying to do the maths on who's the biggest weasel out of Harry, Harrison and Dejon #LoveIsland

The chokehold that the producers have on the Nigerian-Irish community needs to be studied #LoveIsland

So glad Shakira's northern. Something about that 'fuck off' just hits different #LoveIsland

That's an elite performance from Harry. That kind of press resistance can't be taught #LoveIsland

Harry: We've been infiltrated The infiltrator: #LoveIsland

Shea's ability to scare the galdem might be generational #LoveIsland

Can we just dish out the Gymshark referral codes and be done with it #LoveIsland

Overhearing my mom do football chat in a meeting and she's trying to describe the pain and disappointment of watching United. To a Bradford City fan.

Linda's acting teacher #TheTraitors

Had to post on LinkedIn and a small part of me died on the inside

Speaking to my Mom and she's referred to Rebekah Vardy vs Coleen Rooney as Wagamama. 10/10 no notes

Not everything needs to be katsu curry flavoured its enough already

Only playlist I need for the grind