I don't know whether Stockport was heavily bombed during the war, but it could certainly do with it now.
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If you're looking to disinfect your home during the pandemic, just play Fleetwood Mac really loud every day. Nothing would want to live through that and it will probably kill itself.
I've just shown my disgust at the Mersey Ferries service by doing coke in their toilet and then ruining it (Code brown trap two).
Stood waiting to be served at a busy bar, rolling a note in my fingers from habit. Yeah, I should probably stop doing that.
I'm fucking outraged, some cunt is using the pub shit house for actually having a shit, thus preventing me from having a line.
Funny that I feel a sense of guilt when actually occupying a pub shitter to have a shit, as opposed to when I'm occupying it to do coke, no guilt then.
Kicking an errant child in my new local boozer is probably the best thing that'll happen to me today.
I just cleared a fancy dress party by turning up as a member of the IRA. What have you losers done tonight?
Coppers shouldn't be allowed to use normal pubs. It ruins my joire de vivre... or summat. Fuck em. Load of cunts...
I'm definitely not popular with the masses around these parts, but fuck them. I revel in my unpopularity.
A busy night in my local boozer and there's a big space around me at the bar. I'm definitely doing life right.
For all my good intentions during the week, a week of boredom is enough to encourage a weekend of self immolation.
Drink, drugs and drink.
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I once got a hand job from a retarded girl in the backseat of a Buick Regal. There was no social networking back then so I'm telling you now
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Coworker: Hey do you watch Game of Thrones?
Me: I'm sorry. You seem like a nice guy, but I only have sex with women.
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The best part of owning a home is being able to pull your pants down and spray diarrhea all over your siding whenever you want.