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Copenhagen, Denmark
Joined April 2007
Wanna watch a highly trained medical professional's soul get slowly squeezed on national television?
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Meanwhile in 🇧đŸ‡Ș: if you buy two Coronas at the Delhaize, you get a free Mort Subite ("Immediate Death"). This is so well played. So well played.
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"La frase mĂĄs excitante que se puede oir en ciencia, la que anuncia nuevos descubrimientos, no es “¡Eureka!”, sino “Es extraño 
” (Isaac Asimov)
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NachoVi retweeted
I don’t think even Joan Rivers could have made this any funnier. Oh God, it’s real. #PaulaWhite #trump
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