The Nameless Narrator

The Ring. I get the phone call, get told seven days. Have a couple blurry photos, a nosebleed, then I'm out with six days to spare.

This just sent me down a rabbit hole of researching 3D printers. What a neat gift this Fallout box is. I totally don't want one and am not completely jealous.

Steve Buscemi. You get Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, and The Big Lebowski as a start. You also get Con Air, Armageddon, Billy Madison, Wedding Singer, Fargo. I'm sure I've missed some other bangers as well.

My family makes fun of me and call me a hoarder because when something I use all the time goes on BOGO or a big sale I buy like 10 of them. Until they need to raid some of the 25 pounds of coffee in my freezer.

This is how I Christmas shop: "Hey, let's all go out for lunch." "Don't worry, I picked up the tab. Merry Christmas everyone." Boom. Shopping done.

I firmly believe all authors should review their own books on Goodreads. "3.5 stars. Not my best work. Couldn't figure out how to wrap it up cleanly, so I phoned in the final couple chapters."

I just found a recipe for chicken pot pie soup and it was amazing, surprisingly easy to make in an Instant Pot, and low calorie. Looking for more easy to make calorie conscious recipes. Any favorites?

Every time I'm outside and walk in front of my security camera, it sends me a motion detected alert, and identifies me as a "vehicle."

I know a person whose 'pride' won't allow them to ask for help. This person also gets upset when no one offers help. Whatever this phenomenon is called is my biggest pet peeve.

Every time I refresh my For You page, it says "35 new results" and of those 35 results, 32 I've already seen. It's no wonder people are struggling to get their posts seen. I'm trying to find you but the algorithm won't cooperate!

Al Michaels also ended up getting roasted by the sound guy. When they went to commercial break, the lyrics they played were "Lord I was born a ramblin' man."

I've lived in FL my whole life, so I've never been able to experience this season. As a kid, I cooled a bottle of soda in a bank of snow on vacation. 7 year old me thought that was the 'coolest' thing ever.

I know I over recommend this book, but it's because it's one of my favorites. Stella Maris by Cormac McCarthy. It's a companion novel to the Passenger but can be read on its own. Quick read, easy to get through in one setting. Fascinating novel with almost no narration.

Mine looked a little different.

The National Parks of Utah

Lion or Lyin'?

I don't know, but I'm willing to be a test case for this experiment. Where do I sign up?

Whichever one came with Fuji Golf and Ski Free