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John ( ⚆ ͜ʖ ⚆ )

@Nap0z

Terminal underachiever woman-approved man 🩷🖤

 within smelling distance
Joined March 2014
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I will get it dad
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Brutus@hiddenreplies12Nov 13
THEY REBUILT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER IN HOWDY ARABIA
Josh Barzon (@JoshuaBarzon) profile pictureJosh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonNov 12
Election maps need to be 3D in order to show population density for true accuracy.
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okay
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nvm there was actually one single hair that was too long and i found it NOW its actually even :)
John ( ⚆ ͜ʖ ⚆ ) (@Nap0z) profile pictureJohn ( ⚆ ͜ʖ ⚆ )@Nap0zNov 13
i trimmed my mustache evenly i dont need to keep checking i trimmed my mustache evenly i dont need to keep checking i trimmed my mustache evenly i dont need to keep checking i trimmed my mustache evenly i dont need to keep checking i trimmed my mustache evenly i dont need to keep
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i trimmed my mustache evenly i dont need to keep checking i trimmed my mustache evenly i dont need to keep checking i trimmed my mustache evenly i dont need to keep checking i trimmed my mustache evenly i dont need to keep checking i trimmed my mustache evenly i dont need to keep
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OUTLOOK IS DOWN AMAZON AWS IS DOWN TEAMS IS DOWN GOOGLE IS DOWN LEAVE YOUR DESK PUNCH YOUR BOSS ADOPT A DOG WHO NEEDS YOU STEAL FROM THE CHICK-FIL-A IT IS YOURS NOW DO DRUGS ALL CRIME IS LEGAL
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Ambrosia𖦏🍁@Ambrosia0004Nov 12
i want to have a wife and hug her a lot
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cool now im crying
sara ☘︎ ²² (@sadsihtric) profile picturesara ☘︎ ²²@sadsihtricNov 11
imagine having a gf
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Bolshevik Noir@BolshevikNoirNov 11
“People have to prepare, mentally and finan—”
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesNov 11
"As lifespans increase, people have to prepare, mentally and financially, to work well into their 70s and 80s," per WSJ
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★ lucian ʕꈍᴥꈍʔ@ruggedrookieNov 11
if u catch me standing next to meg thee stallion and i don't have this exact huge cheesy grin on my face the whole time then girl i have been killed and replaced, run
Yuyu (@LubaYuna) profile pictureYuyu@LubaYunaNov 11
Replying to @pinksjournals
Jolly little fucker isn’t he
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Currently lost on Lake Superior (i10) in the Edmund Fitzgerald (my 2004 Chevy Silverado) while hauling a full load of iron ore (29+1 coors banquets)
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Freak Ho 4 Talarico@agworlhasnonameNov 11
CREAMPIES ARE BACK, BABY!!!
Democrats Deliver (@DemzDeliver) profile pictureDemocrats Deliver
@DemzDeliverNov 11
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Democrats introduce bill to end the state's abortion ban.
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Joe-peth (4-5 🏴‍☠️)@JoeMonFantaNov 11
Squidbunny (@jr_taurus62289) profile pictureSquidbunny@jr_taurus62289Nov 7
Who’s got that one SpongeBob video?
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Mikpon@TheLumbusNov 11
We’re gonna continue this monthly “European finds an American variation of a staple dish born out of poor immigrants using available ingredients and acts like we shot their dog” bit forever aren’t we
hobbitfalva (@kemesi_) profile picturehobbitfalva@kemesi_Nov 9
that country needs to fall
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I will defend American goulash to my dying breath. When I have no money but need a filling meal, American goulash is there. When it's cold out and I need something warm to fill my belly, American goulash is there. It is a tasty recipe born from the kitchens of immigrants!
hobbitfalva (@kemesi_) profile picturehobbitfalva@kemesi_Nov 9
that country needs to fall
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Anafo
@AnafinioNov 10
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think im gonna start working on my sam elliott impression
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Schmμτż ᛭𝟗᛭@Schmutz_9RNov 9
“For every eight guys who retire in this trade, only one guy picks it up. The whole industry is in danger.” “Wow. Would you hire me? I’d love to learn it.” “Absolutely not.”
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JOLLY Jacob@_J4C00BNov 10
i stopped wanting things a long time ago.
Rhea (@bittiae) profile pictureRhea@bittiae26 Jul 2025
do you want a giant crab?
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james
@kloogansNov 10
makes me sick how spongebob’s parents, harold and margaret, also sponges, named their son spongebob. imagine naming your son humanjeff. what the fuck was their problem with him
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