Narrative Ultra

fitting results for a nation full of entitled, whiny pissbabies

liverpool supporters know

not a good day for guys with a face like a cabbage patch kid

ending my twitter hiatus to flex my fernando torres body language reading credentials on the trent situation

not harry kane trying to steal the limelight as though he’s done anything remotely worthwhile, couldn’t be

ian drake lying it on thick, gone with “deep, dark depression” and “hall of shame” in the last 30 seconds

i don’t want to have to start liking anthony gordon

goddammit

how does arne slot rate on the vibes scale? pretty much all i care about

much happier to celebrate how great it’s been to experience klopp at liverpool than to pivot to **focus on what’s best for the future of the club** like anyone gives a shit get fucked if this period hasn’t been the most fun you’ve had in 20 years as a liverpool supporter

love that for bernardo silva

nice one guys, real funny, what was the actual liverpool score today

it’s the cognitive dissonance when you’re struggling to rectify darwin nunez missing three sitters in increasingly spectacular ways and then he scores on the half volley with the ball falling over his shoulder from 25 yards out

you love to see it

does craig burley know he doesn’t have to say “young garnacho” every time he mentions the player

we’ve now transitioned into the “inside training” portion of the broadcast. halftime warmups will be more competitive

have eleven different players ever scored in a match

also inches away from alexis mac allister’s throat but that was unavoidable