ALT Astarion from Baldurs Gate 3 wearing a creepy white rabbit mask with vampire fangs
ALT We found an eagle's nest on the monastery roof. Seems way too big to belong to the blue jay who told us about it. There's a hammer lying at the base. Could it be useful? It looks rusty. There were two birds in the nest: a mother and her chick, practically a full-grown eagle. Yet he's still hiding behind his mommy. They say a mother has a big heart... Maybe I should check?
ALT This utterly ridiculous creature is called Investigator Valeria, and it investigates murders. Though its very existence gives me a compulsive urge to commit a crime. It investigates so poorly, it's practically a gift to the killer. I’d suspect it of aiding the culprit, if Valeria weren't so hopelessly drunk and impossibly stupid. Crime in Baldur's Gate will be eradicated by a fit of laughter.
ALT No matter how many times I look, I cannot call this... youth? Handsome! Yet somehow, I just know it. As if... I knew him back then? In his youth? In mine? I recognize this gauntlet. I used to laugh at how pretentious it is. A poor boy who stumbled into riches with zero sense of measure or taste. He used to get angry. And I... stopped making fun of him? I know those crinkles around his eyes—from working so hard... Smart. Useful... I shouldn't know this. None of this ever happened to me!! So why do I find this face... strangely captivating? I hate this! Surprises aren't always pleasant.
ALT Things I find appetizing: Hearty Meal Beregost Cheese and Salami Blingdenstone Blush Grilled Miniature Giant Space Hamster Gale's Buns ♡ Balor Ale Boiled Beholder Eyestalks
ALT Commander Zhalk. As if the mind flayers weren't enough. Now this. Horned, winged, and holding a flaming sword! Such a sweet piece of loot would really come in handy. But it didn't look like the cambion was going to hand it over willingly. I didn't expect the cleric to be so useful. One gesture. One command. One sword on the floor! Hah! Now I want to learn a few cleric tricks too. Why can't bards do that? Unfortunately, the sword didn't really suit me. Had to give it to the githyanki.
