“@benjaminnh3: Good thing I have 19 billion rollover minutes” replace I have with my mom and dad's account has.
I do this only because the love of my life asked me too #VoiceSaveJessie #KellyGetYourOwnTwitter
So now that I have been mentioned by the famous @RobElgasNBC , I'll just sit back and watch my followers' numbers skyrocket.
Hey vast legion of followers - watch NBC5 at noon. Let's see if we can move the needle. Happy ending to child in the carjacked SUV.
Bought myself an iPhone 5 for my birthday. Dropped it twice. Scratches on the edges. #hurryupamazonamdshipmyotterbox
Hey followers - I'm not doing so hot. Don't want to bore anyone with the minutiae of my life. Can't think of a funny joke. #boringtweeter
Up to 3 followers now. Have to step up my game with intelligent and erudite tweets. #thiswillneverlast
Welcome @tmovideo. You are my second follower and can thus say you knew me when. Right @crystalalperin?
#today2followerstomorrowtheworld
Just told Ben I have a twitter account. He gave me a look.
#mysonthinksimtoooldtotweet
Forgot to tweet yesterday. Doesn't matter if you have no followers.
#ihavenofollowersnotevenone